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Phyllis Diller Jokes Quotes & Sayings
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I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them.
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You know you're old if your walker has an airbag.
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You know you're old if they have discontinued your blood type.
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My photographs don't do me justice - they just look like me.
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I'm eighteen years behind in my ironing.
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Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?
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A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once.
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Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
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Best way to get rid of kitchen odors: Eat out.
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Burt Reynolds once asked me out. I was in his room.
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His finest hour lasted a minute and a half.
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I buried a lot of my ironing in the back yard.
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Our dog died from licking our wedding picture.
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The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing.
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I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them.
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Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home.
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Aim high, and you won't shoot your foot off.
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Any time three New Yorkers get into a cab without an argument, a bank has just been robbed.
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If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like.
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A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once
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