Pimp Chris Rock Quotes

Showing search results for Pimp Chris Rock Quotes. Related topics:
 Rock Bands quotes   Rock Music quotes   Rock Music quotes   Punk quotes   Behavior quotes   Goodness quotes   Asking Alexandria quotes   Screamo quotes   A Prophecy quotes 
Note: These are the closest results we could find to match your search.
Sorted by: Relevance
Total: 2174 Quotes
 Chris Rock quotes 
 Famous quotes 
Suggest Revision: Yeah, I love being famous. It's almost like being white, y'know? People are nice to ya, they give you the beneift o' the doubt... You drive a flash car down the freeway and the cops'll pull y'over and before they even look they like 'What the f**k are you doing?' and then they see it's you and they like 'Awww man, it's Chris Rock, it's okay, man we thought you was a nigga'.
 
 Chris Rock quotes 
 Favoritism quotes   Jokes quotes 
Suggest Revision: Everyone has favorite criminals. Mine are pimps. We can all rob a bank; we can all sell drugs. Being a pimp is a whole other thing.
 
 Chris Rock quotes 
 Government quotes   Taxes quotes   Sales Tax quotes   State Taxes quotes 
Suggest Revision: You don't pay taxes, they take taxes.
 
 Chris Rock quotes 
 Funny quotes   People quotes 
Suggest Revision: You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named 'Bush', 'Dick', and 'Colon'.
 
 Chris Rock quotes 
 Funny quotes   Movies quotes 
Suggest Revision: Jude Law is in so many movies, that I went to one, and when I walked out they were showing another on the back wall.
 
 Chris Rock quotes 
 Men And Women quotes 
Suggest Revision: Don't argue! You cannot win, you cannot beat a woman in a arguement. It's impossble you will not win. Cause men, we are handicapped when it comes to arguing cause we have a need to make sense
 
 Chris Rock quotes 
 Faith quotes   Men quotes 
Suggest Revision: A man is only as faithful as his options
 
 Chris Rock quotes 
 Money quotes 
Suggest Revision: There are people who would like to get rid of minimum wage. But we have to have it, because if we didn't some people would not get paid money. They would work all week for two loaves of bread and some Spam.
 
 Chris Rock quotes 
 Stupidity quotes 
Suggest Revision: I don't get high, but sometimes I wish I did. That way, when I messed up in life I would have an excuse. But right now there's no rehab for stupidity.
 
 Chris Rock quotes 
 Music quotes 
Suggest Revision: Ja Rule is not Tupac
 
Sign up to unlock more quotes and new features!
Sponsored
Become a Member!
  • Gain access to thousands of new quotes only available to registered users.
  • Browse the site a lot faster with fewer advertisements.
  • Collect your favorite quotes to access and share at any time.
  • 100% Free! We will never charge you anything and our content is completely user driven!
    • Our goal is to help you by delivering amazing quotes to bring inspiration, personal growth, love and happiness to your everyday life.
    Copyright © 2013 Searchquotes.com and/or its licensors. All rights reserved. Use of this site is subject to Terms of Service and to our Privacy Policy. Developed by Searchquotes.com.