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Pimp Uncle Joe Quotes & Sayings
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I need you like a needle needs a vein. Like my uncle Joe when Oklahoma needs the rain.
Unknown
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Still pi.p c bi... so what da fu.. is up, put n powda on da streets cause I got big fu..in nuts.
Pimp C
69 Likes
Now its only money aint no powder in my 100 bills, see a pi.p shinin bi... tell me how ya pu... feel.
Pimp C
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Now how can you tell a ni... how to get his mother fu..ing ends right, and get his motherfu..in game tight? You needs to stop giving your d..k away for free, you need to start listening to ni...s like pi.p C!
Pimp C
69 Likes
No, it's "A pi.p Named Slickback." Like A Tribe Called Quest; you say the whole thing: "A pi.p Named Slickback"! -A pi.p Named Slickback
Boondocks
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Now if ya gave me a Sweet for every bi... that I fu..ed. You'd have to bring four eightteen wheelers. Fill em' from back to front Cause I'm pi.p C bi..., ain't no mistakin'.
Pimp C
72 Likes
Now if ya gave me a Sweet for every bi... that I fu..ed You'd have to bring four eightteen wheelers Fill em' from back to front Cause I'm pi.p C bi..., ain't no mistakin'
Pimp C
99 Likes
Lord, please pray for the soul of this bi.... And guide my pi.p hand and make it strong, Lord. So that she might learn a ho's place. Amen. --A pi.p Named Slickback
Boondocks
52 Likes
When I read the pilot for Married...with Children, it just reminded me of my Uncle Joe... just a self-deprecating kind of guy. He'd come home from work, and the wife would maybe say 'I ran over the dog this morning in the driveway'. And he would say 'Fine, what's for dinner?
Ed ONeill
8 Likes
When I read the pilot 'for Married with Children', it just reminded me of my Uncle Joe... just a self-deprecating kind of guy. He'd come home from work, and the wife would maybe say 'I ran over the dog this morning in the driveway'. And he would say 'Fine, what's for dinner?
Ed O'Neill
6 Likes
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I don't think Homies Over ho.. is a sentiment that A pi.p Named Slickback can cosign, Riley. I mean don't get me wrong. A pi.p Named Slickback would put a lot of things over a ho. Money over a ho? Always. Brand new gators over a ho? Absolutely. A turkey sandwich with just tomato? Guaranteed. But homies? Oh no. A pi.p Named Slickback don't do shit for the homies. Let me reiterate. Don't do shit for the homies. Unless the homie wanna walk that stroll and get that money, a homie ain't gettin' a goddamn thing. And the same goes for brothers, peeps, dudes, fellas, dunnies, comrades, whatever the fu.. ni...s is callin' each other nowadays. Sound like some gay shit to me. -A pi.p Named Slickback
Boondocks
142 Likes
Evan: Oh my gosh, oh my gosh, It was so pi.p, I even offered to pay for the alcohol. Seth: Oh no, that IS pi.p. Evan: That's what I was afraid of.
Superbad
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Evan: Oh my gosh, oh my gosh, It was so pi.p, I even offered to pay for the alcohol. Seth: Oh no, that IS pi.p. Evan: That's what I was afraid of.
Superbad
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Uncle Rico: Back in '82, I used to be able to throw a pigskin a quarter mile. Kip: Are you serious? Uncle Rico: I'm dead serious.
Napoleon Dynamite
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Uncle Rico: Back in '82, I used to be able to throw a pigskin a quarter mile. Kip: Are you serious? Uncle Rico: I'm dead serious.
Napoleon Dynamite
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You can tell your uncle stuff that you could not tell your dad. That is kind of the role of an uncle. I feel very much like a father sometimes but sometimes I feel like a teammate.
Dusty Baker
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My uncle was a hero, Lewis Roundtree. He was not even related to me really, but he was always called my uncle. He was like a father to me. I was closer to him than I was my father.
Ed Bradley
6 Likes
I got too much cake, plus bi... I'm on parole, plus bi... I pi.p dis microphone my mouthpiece is too cold to be stuntin bout some small change, bi... do ya see dis chain, cant ya see I got ya life in my pinky ring.
Pimp C
31 Likes
When I was a kid my favorite relative was Uncle Caveman. After school we'd all go play in his cave, and every once in a while he would eat one of us. It wasn't until later that I found out that Uncle Caveman was a bear.
Jack Handey
63 Likes
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The honest reason was my niece and nephew weren't allowed to see Uncle Vin movies, and they're my biggest fans. I guess I got a little sick of, 'No, you can't come to this one no, you can't come to that one.' And they're, 'But I saw the poster, Uncle Vin.'
Vin Diesel
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