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Conceited people piss me off so much. Doesn't it get boring always talking about yourself?

I wish I could punch people that piss me off without getting in trouble. That's the world I one day want to live in.


I'm not perfect, I'll annoy you, piss you off, say stupid stuff, and then take it back. But put that all aside, you'll never find a girl who cares and loves you more than me.	35 up, 11 down

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Justin_Lee_Riner

I pray for forgiveness as my thoughts have no limits and my actions have no mercy. People piss me off that's why I never talk. I say something you don't listen or understand. I try to explain myself, but I guess you already presumed that you've got better plans.

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SMILE.....it will either warm their heart or piss them off ...either way you win!	44 up, 3 down

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If that man was on fire and I had to piss to put him out, I wouldnt do it. I hate him and will never respect him.

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nasty002

Reasons why its great to be a Woman; We can get laid anytime we want. We never have to buy our own drinks at the bar. We piss sitting down so its easier to pass out on the toilet when you're drunk. We get out of speeding tickets by crying. We get out of speeding tickets by showing a little cleavage or leg. We can sleep our way to the top of the class. We get to shop at Victoria's Secret. We can marry rich and then not have to work. We never have to pay when we go out on dates. Men take us on all expense paid trips- all we have to do is sleep with them. Men light our cigarettes for us. Men hold the door open for us. We pout better(those puppy dog eyes always work!). We're cuter. We lie better. We're better manipulators. We always end up sleeping in the bed when we fight with our other halves, you guys get the couch. We always have food.

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jazmingar

Girl's are absolutely worse than guys. I don't care what anyone says. You piss a guy off he may say something mean about you but he does it to defend his pride so he doesn't look like a little, hurt bitch...You piss off a girl she'll probably make out with your bestfriend, ruin your friendship with him and won't stop until she is sure your heart is stomped all over. So I have to agree that behind every asshole was probably a girl who gave him complete hell. That is why girls prefer to be friends with boys, because in the end even unconsciously it's always a competition with girls.

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Stacking all this money homie, tryna see that ceiling break. Mula ain't everything homie, it's the only thing. Came from a hall of piss, straight to the hall of fame.

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Dishonest people piss me off more than anything, theres just no need.

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