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adrian.rayshawn
 Adrian Rayshawn quotes  | added by: adrian.rayshawn
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I'm not perfect, I'll annoy you, piss you off, say stupid stuff, and then take it back. But put that all aside, you'll never find a girl who cares and loves you more than me.
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Justin_Lee_Riner
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SMILE.....it will either warm their heart or piss them off ...either way you win!
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nasty002
Reasons why its great to be a Woman; We can get laid anytime we want. We never have to buy our own drinks at the bar. We piss sitting down so its easier to pass out on the toilet when you're drunk. We get out of speeding tickets by crying. We get out of speeding tickets by showing a little cleavage or leg. We can sleep our way to the top of the class. We get to shop at Victoria's Secret. We can marry rich and then not have to work. We never have to pay when we go out on dates. Men take us on all expense paid trips- all we have to do is sleep with them. Men light our cigarettes for us. Men hold the door open for us. We pout better(those puppy dog eyes always work!). We're cuter. We lie better. We're better manipulators. We always end up sleeping in the bed when we fight with our other halves, you guys get the couch. We always have food.
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