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Plumbing Repair Jokes Quotes & Sayings
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An excellent plumber is infinitely more admirable than an incompetent philosopher. The society which scorns excellence in plumbing because plumbing is a humble activity, and tolerates shoddiness in philosophy because it is an exalted activity, will have neither good plumbing nor good philosophy. Neither its pipes nor its theories will hold water.
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The society which scorns excellence in plumbing as a humble activity and tolerates shoddiness in philosophy because it is an exalted activity will have neither good plumbing nor good philosophy: neither its pipes nor its theories will hold water.
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Countrytime Caravan Repairs Geraldton supposedly repaired my Trail a Mate Jack??? charged $92 for a $45 job, I supplied the repair kit and the Hydraulic Jack Oil. Repair was not carried out succesfully as the jack fades and will not hold its position. Very poor service and no consideration for the customer
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Jokes are better than war. Even the most aggressive jokes are better than the least aggressive wars. Even the longest jokes are better than the shortest wars.
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It wasn't until I became more confident with myself and I put myself forward instead of the jokes; at first it was put the jokes out there and I'm just behind the jokes.
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Jokes are better than war. Even the most aggressive jokes are better than the least aggressive wars. Even the longest jokes are better than the shortest wars.
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A human being: an ingenious assembly of portable plumbing.
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Man, an ingenious assembly of portable plumbing.
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My plumbing is all screwed up. Because it turns out, I do not own a garbage disposal.
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A difference of taste in jokes is a great strain on the affections.
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Deaf jokes aren't funny, I don't want to hear them.
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Cripple jokes are so mean, I can't stand them!
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