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Police Joke Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Police Joke" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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What you never want to do is have a story that doesn't track emotionally, because then you're going joke to joke and you're going to fatigue the audience. The only thing that's going to string them to the next joke is how successful the previous joke is.
Paul Feig
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The police are the public and the public are the police; the police being only members of the public who are paid to give full time attention to duties which are incumbent on every citizen in the interests of community welfare and existence.
Robert Peel
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The basic mission of Police is to PREVENT crime and disorder. The public are the police and the police are the public, and both share the same responsibility for community safety.
Stephen Covey
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There is no requirement that police stop a person who enters a police station and states that he wishes to confess a crime or a person who calls the police to offer a confession because volunteered statements of any kind are not barred by the 5th Amendment.
Earl Warren
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A stupid person laughs three times at a joke; once when everyone else is laughing, a second time when he actually gets the joke, and a third time when he realizes he was laughing without getting the joke at first.
Zach Manal
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People confuse the subject of the joke with the target of the joke, and they're very rarely the same.
Ricky Gervais
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That brings up an interesting philosophical question is it okay to snitch to the police on the police?
Riley Freeman
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Society questions the police and their methods, and the police say, Do you want the criminals off the street or not?
Kurt Russell
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We were like heroes, to stand there and observe the police, and the police were scared to move upon us.
Bobby Seale
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If they tell the police, the police will find out she was driving, and her career will be put into hell.
Nicholas Mosley
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A joke without a point, inane and bald, itself a joke on joking may be called
Menander Of Athens
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A lot of comedies fall apart because they just go from joke to joke, and the characters are all sort of being crazy off on their own.
Paul Feig
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Poetry is like making a joke. If you get one word wrong at the end of a joke, you've lost the whole thing.
W S Merwin
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I've never had a problem with drugs. I've had problems with the police.
Unknown
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I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. Alright, get in the basket...
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The toilets at a local police station have been stolen. Police say they have nothing to go on.
Ronnie Barker
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A police officer asked me where I was between 4 and 5? I said kindergarten.
Kayla Knight
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The idea that the police cannot ask questions of the person that knows most about the crime is an infamous decision.
Edwin Meese III
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A police force, wherever they are, is made up of amazing people, and I respect them a great deal.
Nancy McKeon
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In my society the Pizza Man gets to my house faster than the police!
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