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The only thing worse than it raining after you wash your car... Is having to poop as soon as you get out of the shower.
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Suggest Revision: The only thing worse than it raining after you wash your car... Is having to poop as soon as you get out of the shower.
 
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Suggest Revision: I poop in the backyard. Well, we recycle. We have solar energy. I drive an electric car. I wear disposable diapers. I don't know. That's a lot. We try to set an example. Unfortunately, you have to have the means to be green. That's what has to change in this world. It should be cheaper to be green. I can afford to put solar energy in and I can afford to drive an electric car because I can also have a gas car if I need to drive more than eighty miles in a day. So that's too bad.
 
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Suggest Revision: Women don't poop, they hold it in and it comes out as drama.
 
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Suggest Revision: Most men I know rely on women to do all the literal dirty work. Anything involving poop, vomit, or blood...always handled by women. Men don't understand basic bodily functions. They don't want to be bothered with it. But we bleed every month and we take care of babies, so we don't have any issues. I also end up killing all the bugs in my house. It's one of my favorite things to do: hunt spiders.
 
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Suggest Revision: Whenever I feel nervous, I feel like I have to poop.
 
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Suggest Revision: Dogs are the leaders of the planet. If you see two life forms, one of them's making a poop, the other one's carrying it for him, who would you assume is in charge.
 
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Suggest Revision: If you're really a mean person you're going to come back as a fly and eat poop.
 
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Suggest Revision: If it's working, who am I to poop on your parade?
 
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Suggest Revision: You mean we, like, need to poop in our pants? -Beavis
 
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Suggest Revision: I totally miss all that stuff. Touring in a van, playing small shows, those end up being the coolest times. Sure, they were terrible at the time, and we slept on a lot of floors next to a lot of cat poop. But when you think about them, they were what brought everybody together. They were like adventures.
 
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