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I plan to celebrate Earth Day by only smoking pot that was grown outdoors.

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I don't need pot to be hungry, lazy, and paranoid.

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Let's smoke enough pot so that we make even less sense than the meaning of 4/20.

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Celebrating 4/20 has taught me that not even pot can make matzoh taste good.

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Oh yeah we're so immature maybe I should post more pictures of pot on Instagram so I can be mature like you...

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In the Lamborghini I have to avoid certain roads because of pot holes, and there's nowhere to put my drink, no cup holder. And I'm not going to lie, it looks pretentious. I used to think it was cool to, like, drive it to dinner. Now? Like I really need to be looked at any more.

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Paint yourself green and search for the hidden pot of gold. It is St. Patrick's Day. Have a Happy Feast.

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If someone throws a stone at you, throw a flower at them. But remember to throw the flower pot with it.

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The best thing about waking up is knowing you can have another pot of coffee to enjoy.

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Keep calm and pass the weed on.

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