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Pot Jokes Quotes & Sayings
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I'm not going to deny the fact that I've tried pot. I hated it.
Lindsay Lohan
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America is not a melting pot. It is a sizzling cauldron.
Barbara Mikulski
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I want there to be no peasant in my kingdom so poor that he cannot have a chicken in his pot every Sunday.
Henry IV
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I'm deeply driven and want my finger stuck in every pot there is.
Michael Musto
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When I play poker, I don't like losing the pot.
Drew Carey
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Since he is of no use anymore, there is no gain if he lives and no loss if he dies.
Pol Pot
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Pork on the fork, white in the pot. By any means if you like it or not.
Rick Ross
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People may think he's not perfect but in my mind he's beyond perfect when you're able to look into his eyes and see the real him. Having his arms wrapped around you because he cares more about you than anything, the way he says I love you and those cute little inside jokes nobody else would understand the way he giggles at your jokes even when they aren't even funny or the way he talks about you to his friends it makes you realize how much he means to you. His flaws make him perfect and when I'm around him I feel like everything's okay again and he's the solution to all my problems.
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Pol Pot will surrender, be captured or commit suicide.
Hun Sen
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Oh yeah we're so immature maybe I should post more pictures of pot on Instagram so I can be mature like you...
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It is easy to be a pot in a world full of kettles.
David Severy
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It is better to return a borrowed pot with a little something you last cooked in it
Native American Proverb
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Each of us needs something - food, liquor, pot, whatever - to help us survive. Dracula needs blood.
Frank Langella
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I think pot should be legalized, but I think the promotion of party culture is irresponsible.
Krist Novoselic
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There are a lot of women who live with pot-bellied pigs.
Catherine Zeta-Jones
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The hand that dips into the bottom of the pot will eat the biggest snail.
Wole Soyinka
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I hear that melting-pot stuff a lot, and all I can say is that we haven't melted.
Jesse Jackson
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ni...z start to mumble, they wanna rumble. Mix em and cook em in a pot like gumbo.
NWA
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A day without a friend is like a pot without a single drop of honey left inside.
Winnie The Pooh
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At one time, whenever the hell it was, they wanted a character to come in and stir up the pot. They brought me in for 8-10 episodes and said we'll try it for that.
William Devane
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