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Pretend I Am Dead Quotes & Sayings
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One way to compensate for a tiny brain is to pretend to be dead.
Scott Adams
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I'm dead. I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead, I died, I'm dead. -Marlin
Finding Nemo
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Be careful what you pretend to be because you are what you pretend to be. Be careful what you pretend to be because you are what you pretend to be.
Kurt Vonnegut
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Your mind can't always tell the difference between pretend and reality if you pretend too long; or if you go too deep and really believe in what you're doing.
Annabella Sciorra
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We pretend to work because they pretend to pay us.
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The moment you give up your principles, and your values, you are dead, your culture is dead, your civilization is dead. Period.
Oriana Fallaci
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Dead battles, like dead generals, hold the military mind in their dead grip.
Barbara Tuchman
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Be careful what you pretend to be because you are what you pretend to be.
Kurt Vonnegut Jr
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To pretend, I actually do the thing: I have therefore only pretended to pretend.
Jacques Derrida
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If you pretend to be good, the world takes you very seriously. If you pretend to be bad, it doesn't. Such is the astounding stupidity of optimism.
Oscar Wilde
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Better off dead, yeah better off dead, why don't you try pushing daisies instead.
Bad Religion
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We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful what we pretend to be.
Kurt Vonnegut
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And to stick our head in the sand and pretend that we are somehow safer if we do not know or to pretend we are somehow safer if we limit our options seems to me not only foolish but actually dangerous.
Mac Thornberry
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If you pretend to be good, the world takes you very seriously. If you pretend to be bad, it doesn't. Such is the astounding stupidity of optimism.
Oscar Wilde
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If you pretend to be good, the world takes you very seriously. If you pretend to be bad, it doesn't. Such is the astounding stupidity of optimism.
Oscar Wilde
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If you pretend to be good, the world takes you very seriously. If you pretend to be bad, it doesn't. Such is the astounding stupidity of optimism.
Oscar Wilde
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Dead battles, like dead generals, hold the military mind in their dead grip and Germans, no less than other peoples, prepare for the last war.
Barbara W Tuchman
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What's terrible is to pretend that second-rate is first-rate. To pretend that you don't need love when you do; or you like your work when you know quite well you're capable of better.
Doris Lessing
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As long as my boss pretend that I make a lot of money, I pretend to work hard.
Loesje
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We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful about what we pretend to be.
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