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Pretend To Be On Facebook Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Pretend To Be On Facebook" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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I dont like to reject anyone, I just pretend and if I see them and they go, 'Oh hey, I requested you on Facebook,' I say, 'Oh I never use Facebook, sorry.'
Andrew Garfield
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Let's all pretend we're shocked that a professional football player committed sociopathic violence.
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Be careful what you pretend to be because you are what you pretend to be. Be careful what you pretend to be because you are what you pretend to be.
Kurt Vonnegut
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All our life our parents told us not to write on walls. Facebook teaches us differently.
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Welcome to Facebook. The Weather today: An 80% chance of game requests, a 10% chance of pokes, and a 100% certainty of drama
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Facebook needs a Drama of the day section in my news feed.
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Facebook: the only book teens read these days.
Azgraybebly Joslan
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If Facebook ever shuts down. You'll see people roaming the streets shoving pictures in others faces screaming 'Do you like this!?!?!.. DO YOU!?!?!'
Unknown
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Sunglasses allow an individual to stare at people without them knowing. It is Facebook in real life.
Unknown
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Your mind can't always tell the difference between pretend and reality if you pretend too long; or if you go too deep and really believe in what you're doing.
Annabella Sciorra
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You know you are addicted to Facebook when you log off Facebook, turn your computer off, go to bed, role over, and log onto your Facebook from your phone one last time for the night.
Azgraybebly Josland
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As your bestfriend, I swear to always pretend to be your lesbian lover when you're getting hit on by some ugly asshole at the bar.
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Welcome to Facebook! Where liars tell more lies, enemies are Facebook friends, weak people turn into Facebook gangsters, haters complain about haters and every person who talks about money aint got none.
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We pretend to work because they pretend to pay us.
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That awkward moment when you're at the grocery store and someones standing by what you need, so just you pretend to look at something else until they move.
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Roses are red, Facebook is blue...you look bangable, so I'll add you.
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Okay mom...you know I love you...but I can't accept your friend request on Facebook.
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When girls hack a friends Facebook account: 'I love you b*tch!' When boys hack a friends Facebook account: 'I LOVE D*CK IN MY MOUTH!'
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Be careful what you pretend to be because you are what you pretend to be.
Kurt Vonnegut Jr
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To pretend, I actually do the thing: I have therefore only pretended to pretend.
Jacques Derrida
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