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Pretentious Crap About Myself Here Quotes & Sayings
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Insert pretentious crap about myself here.
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Films are always pretentious. There's nothing more pretentious than a filmmaker.
John Milius
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All you have to do is to look like crap on film and everyone thinks you're a brilliant actress. Actually, all you've done is look like crap.
Helen Mirren
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People dont change so if they are in the beginning like crap...Then in the middle and the end. They are crap, shit nothing!
Unknown
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Crap Daddy? Crap Daddy is with his wife in Colorado. I bet you right now he riding horseback in the mountains.
Brody Jenner
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Any professional knows that the flute and the piano is a boring combination. All you've got to arrive at is a kind of typical gestural crap, right? You might agree, though you wouldn't call it gestural crap.
Morton Feldman
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I did not deal well with the politicians. I tend to tell people that when they are full of crap, that they are full of crap.
Robert Crandall
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Don't worry, be crappy. Revolutionary means you ship and then test... Lots of things made the first Mac in 1984 a piece of crap - but it was a revolutionary piece of crap.
Guy Kawasaki
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Don't worry, be crappy. Revolutionary means you ship and then test... Lots of things made the first Mac in 1984 a piece of crap - but it was a revolutionary piece of crap.
Guy Kawasaki
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Don't worry, be crappy. Revolutionary means you ship and then test... Lots of things made the first Mac in 1984 a piece of crap - but it was a revolutionary piece of crap.
Guy Kawasaki
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There's an evolutionary imperative why we give a crap about our family and friends. And there's an evolutionary imperative why we don't give a crap about anybody else. If we loved all people indiscriminately, we couldn't function.
Dr Gregory House
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'Life' is a pretentious name for a cereal.
BJ Novak
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Wow. I am really pretentious.
Rob Corddry
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No one wants to be pretentious about what they do or take it seriously, because that is just weird.
Phillip Seymour Hoffman
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What I don't like are pompous, pretentious movies.
Peter Jackson
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I go from pretentious introvert to 5 year old child in seconds.
Unknown
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So many freaking judgmental people in the world, you end up becoming pretentious.
Unknown
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Well, first of all it's entertainment. That stops us becoming too pretentious or thinking we're great artists.
Richard Thompson
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Our business is infested with idiots who try to impress by using pretentious jargon.
David Ogilvy
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I'm a concert pianist. That's a pretentious way of saying I'm unemployed at the moment.
Oscar Levant
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