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Put A Condom Over His Head Quotes & Sayings
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Remember, ladies: if he says he doesn't have a condom, say that you're okay with becoming a mother. BAM, condom out of nowhere!
Unknown
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My first course came and I put down my book, and I just happened to put up my hand to scratch my head and discovered that my toupee had been blown by the wind and was folded over backwards on the top of my head!
Derek Jacobi
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Women need to protect themselves. You put that condom in your purse and save your own f***** life
Lady Gaga
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Women need to protect themselves. You put that condom in your purse and save your own f***** life.
Lady Gaga
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You know, the condom is the glass slipper of our generation. You slip it on when you meet a stranger. You dance all night, then you throw it away. The condom, I mean. Not the stranger.
Chuck Palahniuk
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You think I'm an inventor? "He created a d..k-skin condom, He hollowed out a pe..s and put it on", what the fu..? -Ben Stone
Knocked Up (The Movie)
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Beat that pu... up, beat it down til' your head explode, mammi up, certified; show me how you feel inside, if that condom pop, I aint stoppin; I'm gon come inside.
Maino
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Listen, Lloyd, I want you to put all my files, folders, binders, everything into a box! If you find a used condom, an executioners mask, and a fu..ing spike paddle, dont think, just pack that bi...! Chop suey!
Ari Gold
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Put a condom on your heart & fu.. your feelings.
Unknown
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Everyday I got a new b****, and when I'm done wit her it look like she dived head first into cool whip, You only gon wind up dead tryin to prove s***, I put chalk around ya head like a pool stick.
Lloyd Banks
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...condom says to the tampon, "You put me out of a job for 1 week a month!" The tampon replies, "When you don't do your job properly, I lose mine for 9 months!"
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Drop it down to a split let em know that you the shit, put yo legs behind yo head. Put a hump in yo back and shake yo rump ain't no need for Simon says.
Roscoe Dash
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I wake up and tear drops, they fall down like rain. I put on that old song we danced to and then, I head off to my job cause not much has changed. Punch the clock, head for home, check the phone. Just in case. Go to bed, dream of you. That's what I am doing these days.
Rascal Flatts
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I wake up and tear drops, they fall down like rain. I put on that old song we danced to and then, I head off to my job cause not much has changed. Punch the clock, head for home, check the phone. Just in case. Go to bed, dream of you. That's what I am doing these days.
Rascal Flatts
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But he knew people and he was head writer for Have Gun Will Travel, and if you took those early Star Treks that we did and put us in a western wardrobe and put us on wagon train going west, we can say the same lines.
Majel Barrett
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Just sit back and relax put your fu..ing shades on. Put that gun to your head you're a fu..ing disgrace.
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We set them presidents, to get them presidents. Over the ones that are dead, we'll put guns to your head. Put dots on your loaf like you was wonder the bread.
Jim Jones
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It does matter where you go to church, it does matter where you worship, it does matter where you lift your head, it does matter where you cry out to God. There is something about the atmosphere. I might be lame, but put me in the atmosphere. I may be drunk, but put me in the atmosphere. I may be weak, but put me in the atmosphere.
TD Jakes
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Put a price on my head won't make me run. Try to kill me but it can't be done. Cause my words gon' live forever. You put two and two together Cole here forever.
J Cole
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No matter what, ALWAYS BELIEVE IN YOURSELF. Any doubts must be put out of your mind. If you find yourself thinking something negative, figure out who it was who put that thought in your head... then acknowledge that it's not your thought, push it out of your mind, and say, I'm awesome!
Christine Anderson
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