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I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer.
Douglas Adams
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Apparently, the answer 'I know.' is not a good answer when your friend tells you how awesome his girlfriend is in bed.
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*Taking a test*...If the answer is false, please explain. Answer: True
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All you have in comedy, in general, is just going with your instincts. You can only hope that other people think that what you think is funny is funny. I don't have an answer but I just try to plough straight ahead.
Will Ferrell
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s.. isn't the answer. s.. is the question, yes is the answer.
AJ McLean
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If you're on the treadmill next to me, the answer is yes...we are racing.
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I'll give you my answer calmly and sensibly, my final answer. My final answer is finally no. The answer is no! Absolutely and finally no! Finally and positively no! No! No! No! N - O!
Abraham Polonsky
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Let us not seek the Republican answer or the Democratic answer, but the right answer. Let us not seek to fix the blame for the past. Let us accept our own responsibility for the future.
John F Kennedy
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There ain't no answer. There ain't gonna be any answer. There never has been an answer. That's the answer.
Gertrude Stein
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If you ask me anything I don't know, I'm not going to answer.
Yogi Berra
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If Google can't find the answer, it's not a question.
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The great question...which I have not been able to answer... is, "What...does a woman want?"
Unknown
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If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?
Lily Tomlin
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Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and answer to, all of life's problems.
Matt Groening
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Sometimes we have to actually say, I think you're really funny, but none of your jokes are going to make it on the air. So just answer my questions. Seriously.
Rob Corddry
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It is not the answer that enlightens, but the question.
Eugene Ionesco Decouvertes
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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I'm more than happy to answer all your thinly veiled questions about my commitment to you over dinner tonight.
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We shall find the answer when we examine the problem, the problem is never apart from the answer, the problem IS the answer, understanding the problem dissolves the problem.
Bruce Lee
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Romeo and Juliet killed themselves for their love, so I think you can at least answer my text message.
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