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Receipt Quotes & Sayings
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I bought a doughnut and they gave me a receipt for the doughnut... I don't need a receipt for the doughnut. I give you money and you give me the doughnut, end of transaction. We don't need to bring ink and paper into this. I can't imagine a scenario that I would have to prove that I bought a doughnut. To some skeptical friend, 'Don't even act like I didn't get that doughnut, I've got the documentation right here... It's in my file at home. ...Under D.'
Mitch Hedberg
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I bought a doughnut and they gave me a receipt for the doughtnut... I don't need a receipt for the doughnut. I give you money and you give me the doughnut, end of transaction. We don't need to bring ink and paper into this. I can't imagine a scenario that I would have to prove that I bought a doughnut. To some skeptical friend, 'Don't even act like I didn't get that doughnut, I've got the documentation right here... It's in my file at home. ...Under "D".'
Mitch Hedberg
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I bought a doughnut and they gave me a receipt for the doughtnut... I don't need a receipt for the doughnut. I give you money and you give me the doughnut, end of transaction. We don't need to bring ink and paper into this. I can't imagine a scenario that I would have to prove that I bought a doughnut. To some skeptical friend, 'Don't even act like I didn't get that doughnut, I've got the documentation right here... It's in my file at home. ...Under "D".'
Mitch Hedberg
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I bought a doughnut and they gave me a receipt for the doughtnut... I don't need a receipt for the doughnut. I give you money and you give me the doughnut, end of transaction. We don't need to bring ink and paper into this. I can't imagine a scenario that I would have to prove that I bought a doughnut. To some skeptical friend, 'Don't even act like I didn't get that doughnut, I've got the documentation right here... It's in my file at home. ...Under D.'
Mitch Hedberg
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I wish love came with a receipt.
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I remember the first time I had s.. - I kept the receipt.
Groucho Marx
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ni...s say they paid they dues, well I'm checking your receipt.
Lil Wayne
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White people you did not get a receipt for ni...s, you can not return us!
Katt Williams
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Everyday is a gift. Which usually doesn't have a receipt and a horrible refund policy.
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Every shoot is hot; when I'm out, I'm spotted. They gone frame the receipt if I sign the dotted.
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Talk is cheap, knew I should've kept the receipt.
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I bought a pack of gum...I don't need a 3ft receipt.
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Talk is cheap, knew I should've kept the receipt. She said she loyal, but all bi...es gonna talk in the streets.
Wale
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You look like the playa-hater who sold me this shit. Give me back my damn money right now, and I don't have no damn receipt.
Michael Blackson
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Applause is a receipt, not a bill.
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Karma caught up with me, It wasn't fun but I paid my dues and got a receipt.
Desmond Fouche
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There is the kiss of welcome and of parting, the long, lingering, loving, present one; the stolen, or the mutual one; the kiss of love, of joy, and of sorrow; the seal of promise and receipt of fulfillment.
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Cause the ni...s playing Cool be the ni...s with the heat. Yeah them ni...s still in school prolly knock you off ya feet. Talk is cheap. Paying dues, no receipt.
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I know every day is a gift, but where's the receipt for Mondays? I want to exchange it for another Friday.
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Karma is the most bitter pill to swallow. And the unpleasant after taste it leaves in your mouth is the receipt - to not treat others the way that you don't want to be treated. And to never take anyone for granted including the blessings that are all around us each and every day.
Geraldine Vermaak
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