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Recession Funny Quotes & Sayings
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This recession is the deepest in our lifetimes, the deepest since 1929. If you take the people thrown out of work in the 1982 recession, the 1991 recession, the 2001 recession, not only is this bigger, this is bigger than all of those combined.
Austan Goolsbee
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In the immediate postwar years, the whole of Europe was in a recession. So first of all, it helped us step out of a recession; it gave a certain amount of speed to the economy. But that was the first step.
Giovanni Agnelli
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If there's a severe recession, the automatic stabilizers will come into effect, and we will still try to reduce the structural deficit, but we will not try to keep cutting the budget so that we keep worsening a severe recession.
Franklin Raines
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Recession is when a neighbor loses his job. Depression is when you lose yours.
Ronald Reagan
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It would take a lot more than 30 pieces of silver for me to betray you to murderous authorities unless we were in a major recession.
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In an economic recession, I'd rather that in order to get out of this recession, that the people be spending their money, not the government trying to figure out how to spend the people's money.
George W Bush
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Recession is when your neighbor loses his job. Depression is when you lose yours. And recovery is when Jimmy Carter loses his.
Ronald Reagan
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Its a recession when your neighbor loses his job; its a depression when you lose your own.
Harry S Truman
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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We are in the middle of an education recession.
Rod Paige
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Everyone drinks more during a recession; they want to forget.
Christian Audigier
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You cannot spend your way out of recession or borrow your way out of debt.
Daniel Hannan
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If you see smoke, that's our section. If you see ho's, that's our selection. At the strip club during a recession.
2 Chainz
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There are always, of course, job losses of a cyclical nature in a recession.
Tim Bishop
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Americans don't think we should be raising taxes on anybody, especially in the middle of a recession.
Mitch McConnell
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It's a recession when your neighbor loses his job; it's a depression when you lose yours.
Harry S Truman
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I think that in the near term the only threat to demand is some form of recession here in the United States.
Andrew Gould
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After years of grueling recession, our businesses have created over six million new jobs.
Barack Obama
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As far as recession goes I know it's a difficult time out here for people, but me, myself I honestly have to say I've been put in a blessed position.
Drake
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It's a recession when your neighbor loses his job; it's a depression when you lose yours.
Harry S Truman
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