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Hey you ve been living in my heart but you havent paid your rent.
Unknown
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It's funny, I remember doing the Johnny Carson show, and, uh, I couldn't afford my rent.
Natalie Merchant
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Dear pi.ples, if you are going to live on my face, I am going to need to see some rent...
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I hate how spiders just sit there on the walls and act like they pay rent...
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We bought an apartment building and were going to live off the rent money. We rented to people who were on welfare and a lot of times they couldn't pay the rent. We wouldn't throw them out so we lost the building.
Dick York
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Don't let negative and toxic people rent space in your head. Raise the rent and kick them out!
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fu.. a hotel, my ni... we rent houses. My ni..., we rent houses. So many wedding rings lost in them couches.
Big Sean
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My senior year I was basically supporting myself, so it was like, Do you want to eat and pay the rent, or do you want to go to school? I wanted to eat and pay the rent.
Clea Duvall
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Come live in my heart, and pay no rent.
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And my parents finally realise that I'm kidnapped and they snap into action immediately: they rent out my room.
Woody Allen
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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A man of forty today has nothing to worry him but falling hair, inability to button the top button, failing vision, shortness of breath, a tendency of the collar to shut off all breathing, trembling of the kidneys to whatever tune the orchestra is playing, and a general sense of giddiness when the matter of rent is brought up. Forty is Life's Golden Age.
Robert Benchley
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Trailers for sale or rent.
Randy Travis
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Come live in my heart, and pay no rent.
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Well we both said hello, there was no where else to go, 'cuz his rent I couldn't afford.
Amos Lee
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Come live in my heart, and pay no rent.
Samuel Lover
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Come live in my heart...you wont have to pay any rent
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I never listen to the radio unless I rent a car.
David Byrne
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25 means you can rent a car. Oh heck yes!
Kristin Cavallari
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If it tastes funny, don't eat it. If it looks funny, call a doctor. If it is funny, it must have been something I said.
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