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You don't get results by focusing on results. You get results by focusing on the actions that produce results.
Mike Hawkins
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The production of too many useful things results in too many useless people.
Karl Marx
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Physics is like s..: sure, it may give some practical results, but thats not why we do it.
Richard Feynman
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If you want to be successful, find someone who has achieved the results you want and copy what they do and you'll achieve the same results.
Tony Robbins
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When you look at the results that Newt Gingrich got when he was speaker, he got results for the American people.
J C Watts
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Results! Why, man, I have gotten a lot of results. I know several thousand things that won't work.
Thomas A Edison
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I am frequently astonished that it so often results in correct predictions of experimental results.
Murray Gell-Mann
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But the other notion is, we also believe that those folks closest on the ground that we're holding accountable for the results can decide, and ought to evaluate which programs get results.
Margaret Spellings
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Usually its users discover sooner or later that their program does not deliver all the desired results, or worse, that the results requested were not the ones really needed.
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And thought struggles against the results, trying to avoid those unpleasant results while keeping on with that way of thinking. That is what I call 'sustained incoherence.
David Bohm
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It was inevitable that in doing this I should arrive at new results, and it is perhaps understandable that in the end I have felt impelled to present these results not only in the dry form of a catalogue, but also in a more connected and personal one.
Alfred Einstein
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Willingness yields much more results than comfort and encouragement. Be willing, do not wait to be pushed and your results will improve.
Frank Matobo
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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The thing I thought about doing it was it's Comic Relief and you've got to be funny. So although I did try to sing properly it obviously has hilarious results when you can't sing.
Jo Brand
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The actual, long-term results of most big-government policies are opposite to the intended results.
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We had a big party that night and everybody went around gathering results from various precincts and each person would get four or five precincts and then come to the house. There were no cell phones or anything to get results phoned in early.
Daniel J Evans
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People want results. I call it 'results oriented conservatism,' R.O.C. because that's what people want out of government.
Bob McDonnell
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Thinking and speaking positive thoughts gets you positive results doing otherwise will get you negative results!
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Everything is a process, growth and improvement takes time. Don't expect fast results if you want good results.
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I've always believed that if you put in the work, the results will come. I don't do things half-heartedly. Because I know if I do, then I can expect half-hearted results.
Michael Jordan
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