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Rita Rudner Milk Quotes & Sayings
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In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.
Rita Rudner
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When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always.
Rita Rudner
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It wasn't that no one asked me to the prom, it was that no one would tell me where it was.
Rita Rudner
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They usually have two tellers in my local bank, except when it's very busy, when they have one.
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I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight.
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My mother buried three husbands - and two of them were only napping.
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I know I want to have children while my parents are still young enough to take care of them
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Life is tough enough without having someone kick you from the inside.
Rita Rudner
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Friendship is like milking a cow. If you milk too often, you won't get much milk. If you don't milk enough, the milk is sour and the cow is soar. But if you milk regularly, the milk is sweet, plentiful, and the cow is happy.
Aimee Scott
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Whenever I date a guy, I think, 'Is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?'
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The closest I ever came to a menage-a-trois was when I dated a schizophrenic.
Rita Rudner
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It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
Rita Rudner
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To attract men, I wear a perfume called New Car Interior.
Rita Rudner
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My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn't want him to.
Rita Rudner
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Whenever I date a guy, I think, "Is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?"
Rita Rudner
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My grandmother was a very tough woman. She buried three husbands and two of them were just napping.
Rita Rudner
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I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
Rita Rudner
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Neurotics build castles in the air, psychotics live in them. My mother cleans them.
Rita Rudner
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I got kicked out of ballet class because I pulled a groin muscle. It wasn't mine.
Rita Rudner
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I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor's office was full of portraits by Picasso.
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