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Suggest Revision: The child had his mother's eyes, his mother's nose, and his mother's mouth. Which leaves his mother with a pretty blank expression.
 
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Suggest Revision: Except for an occasional heart attack I feel as young as I ever did.
 
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Suggest Revision: There are two kinds of people in this world - those who divide everything into two and those who don't
 
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Suggest Revision: Defining and analyzing humor is a pastime of humorless people
 
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Suggest Revision: For a nation which has an almost evil reputation for bustle, bustle, bustle, and rush, rush, rush, we spend an enormous amount of time standing around in line in front of windows, just waiting.
 
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Suggest Revision: Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to begin with that it's compounding a felony.
 
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Suggest Revision: Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small children, as they are already stretched and pulled to such a length that a child cannot do much harm one way or another.
 
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Suggest Revision: A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down.
 
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Suggest Revision: Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small children, as they are already stretched and pulled to such a length that the child cannot do much harm one way or the other.
 
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Suggest Revision: Great literature must spring from an upheaval in the author's soul. If that upheaval is not present then it must come from the works of any other author which happens to be handy and easily adapted.
 
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