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Suggest Revision: I fear one day I'll meet God, he'll sneeze and I won't know what to say
 
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Suggest Revision: The toilets at a local police station have been stolen. Police say they have nothing to go on.
 
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Suggest Revision: French wine growers fear that this year's vintage may be entirely spoiled due to the grape treaders' sit-in.
 
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Suggest Revision: A cement mixer collided with a prison van on the Kingston Pass. Motorists are asked to be on the lookout for 16 hardened criminals.
 
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Suggest Revision: I spend money with reckless abandon. Last month I blew $5000 at a reincarnation. I got to thinking, what the hell, you only live once!
 
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Suggest Revision: I was going to buy a copy of The Power of Positive Thinking, and then I thought: What the hell good would that do?
 
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Suggest Revision: After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, No hablo ingles.
 
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Suggest Revision: Marriage is like a phonograph record. You get what you like on one side and take what you get on the other.
 
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Suggest Revision: To marry and be happy would be the eighth wonder of the world.
 
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Suggest Revision: The marvelous thing about a joke with a double meaning is that it can only mean one thing.
 
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