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Roommate Status Quotes & Sayings
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Best of luck not getting murdered by the roommate you found on Craigslist.
Unknown
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OH NICE, so you can update your status via mobile, but you cant text me back?
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I really hope one of my best friends is my college roommate.
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Like a college roommate you were a crappy friend that took more than you gave.
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Every roommate kept awake by every sigh and scream we make.
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My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere.
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My college roommate must be able to handle my random British accents.
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Snooki walks in the door with this Gremlin look-a-like & she says she's the new roommate.
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My first college roommate greeted me with a shocked silence followed by, 'So... you're black.'
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He was so romantic. He always made sure that his roommate was asleep before we'd do it.
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The fact that my college roommate & I are on the same page about our room set up and decorations.
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Dear future college roommate, you better enjoy brownie mix.
Unknown
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I hope my college roommate is freaking awesome! I don't want to be stuck with some freak.
Unknown
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One really smart way for a straight guy to get chicks without leaving home is by having a gay roommate.
Unknown
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My college roommate is moving to Colorado now. Can someone help him pack his black-light posters?
Unknown
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Oh shit! Albright? He blogged about you. You don't want to read it. -Erica's Roommate
The Social Network
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Actually no, my status wasn't aimed at you, but hey, if the shoe fits, feel free to wear it.
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Actually no, my status wasn't aimed at you, but hey, if the shoe fits, feel free to wear it.
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When I first met my college roommate, his collection of Mariah Carey music confused & frightened me.
Unknown
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Mitt Romney bullied his college roommate to suicide...you want this person to govern your country?
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