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The challenge of leadership is to be strong, but not rude; be kind, but not weak; be bold, but not bully; be thoughtful, but not lazy; be humble, but not timid; be proud, but not arrogant; have humor, but without folly.

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Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

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I need the heart of a brave man, the soul of a wise man, the protection of a CIA agent, the humor of a stand up comedian, and the love of Christ Himself.

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Men will confess to treason, murder, arson, false teeth, or a wig. How many of them will own up to a lack of humor?

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A pun is the lowest form of humor -- when you don't think of it first.

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If I had no sense of humor, I would long ago have committed suicide.

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Anybody with a sense of humor is going to put on my album and laugh from beginning to end.	204 up, 53 down

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Everything human is pathetic. The secret source of humor itself is not joy but sorrow. There is no humor in heaven.

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The secret source of humor is not joy but sorrow; there is no humor in Heaven.

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Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would live forever.

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