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If you ask any lady they want to be taller, they want to be slimmer, you know, and they want a waist. I'm not here to make people look like a sack of potatoes.

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Alexander McQueen quotes
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If tonight some big fat man kidnaps and throws you in to a sack, then please stay calm. Because many people would have asked Santa for a sweet friend like you. Merry Christmas, dear. Enjoy!

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I thought for like five years that when you have sex, you come and one of your balls comes out. That's what I thought happened, that you have to come a ball out of that little whole at the tip of your dick. I was terrified! That's what I thought, you just...Bahh! And you push a ball out and she's screaming and there's blood everywhere...and you can only do it twice and then you're out of balls. That's what I thought. You come and have two babies, and then you just walk around with an empty sack for the rest of your life. Which turned out to be true...

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Buy her flowers? Take her home on the weekend to meet your mother? No. Let's cut to the primal, be good in the sack. Have an understanding of what's going on down there and have fun, awesome sex.

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Jamie Bell quotes
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Clay Matthews, who's all hype, he had a couple of three-sack games in the first four weeks and was never heard from again, I'm quite sure I saw him put his helmet on Michael Vick and never paid a dime. But if I hit Peyton Manning or Tom Brady high, they'd have fucked around and kicked me out of the league.

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James Harrison quotes
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It's not here! That lying sack of shit!

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John Marston quotes
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Nice girl, but about as sharp as a sack of wet mice.

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Foghorn Leghorn quotes
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I have a sack of hate mail that I want to respond to. One day, when I'm tired or tipsy, I will respond and tell them what I think.

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Chris Colfer quotes
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And this shit is off the meat rack. Weed sack, big car, layin' with my seat back.

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2 Chainz quotes
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Hes so windy he could blow up an onion sack.

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