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Sad Moment Smart Funny Bio F Quotes & Sayings
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Smart phones, smart cars, smart televisions... when are they going to start making smart people?
Tanya Bianco
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Teacher: Why are you talking during my lesson? Student: Why are you teaching during my conversation?
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People who are funny and smart and return phone calls get much better press than people who are just funny and smart.
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Smart Man + Smart Woman = Romance. Smart Man + Dumb Woman = Affair. Dumb Man + Smart Woman = Marriage. Dumb Man + Dumb Woman = Pregnancy.
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Unless your name is Google stop acting like you know everything.
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People who are funny and smart and return phone calls get much better press than people who are just funny and smart.
Howard Simons
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Look officer, I'm not being a smartass. All I'm sayin' is if you caught me then you were speeding too.
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Zombies are looking for brains. Don't worry. You're safe.
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What has been happening more lately - of course, I also put in my bio, I say I do the voice of Goliath, but some people go - you know, I say something, and it's a funny thing when you work in this business, people will talk out loud in front of you like you're not there.
Keith David
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A police officer came up to me yesterday and said, 'Where were you between four and six?' I said, 'Kindergarten'
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That awkward moment during a test and you don't know any of the answers, so you just start laughing because you know you're screwed.
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Teacher: Where is your book? Student: At home. Teacher: What's it doing there? Student: Having more fun than me.
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The sad moment when you see your ex and they act like you don't even exist.
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I've deceived some people into thinking I am someone that I truly am not. I'm not rich and glamourous, I'm not a top model, Im naturally a sandy blonde, and my boobs are not mine. But the real me.. Is loving, smart, funny, and simple..and I absolutely love who I am. From now on I'm making a promise to myself and everyone else in my life that I won't pretend to be someone I am not and I'm no longer going to live part of my life in the superficial sad world I have allowed myself to be a part of.
Markesa Yeager
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It's sad how some people are really smart or super pretty or whatever and then there's me: some kid that's never good enough...
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I'm heartbroken, speechless, frozen in this moment. Sad to say, but I'm not over you like I thought I was.
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I am sitting here looking at the most amazing person I have ever seen, smart, funny, caring, and absolutely stunning! Yes, I am looking in the mirror!
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Teacher: Get out a sheet of paper Student: LOOK AT ME NOW! Teacher: Excuse me? Student: IM GETTING PAPER
Armin Ferizovic
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Since it's based on my parents, it's more emotionally close to me than some of my more surreal plays. And then I like the balance of the comic and the sad. It should play as funny, but you should care about the characters and feel sad for them.
Christopher Durang
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That LIKE A BOSS moment when you get the right answer and the smart kid doesn't.
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