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Salad And Mcdonald Quotes & Sayings
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Going to McDonald's to get a salad is like going to a brothel for a hug.
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Going to McDonald's for a salad is like going to a prostitute for a hug.
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The metaphor of the melting pot is unfortunate and misleading. A more accurate analogy would be a salad bowl, for, though the salad is an entity, the lettuce can still be distinguished from the chicory, the tomatoes from the cabbage.
Carl N Degler
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When a fat girl eats a cheeseburger, people think, "Ew, eat a salad." When a fat girl eats a salad, people think, "Is she trying to lose weight or something?" ..but when a SKINNY girl eats a cheeseburger, people think, "Wow, she eats and eats and never gains a pound." and when a SKINNY girl eats a salad, people think, "Why is she eating a salad? She doesn't need to lose weight." Like if you think this is true.
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We don't need a melting pot in this country, folks. We need a salad bowl. In a salad bowl, you put in the different things. You want the vegetables - the lettuce, the cucumbers, the onions, the green peppers - to maintain their identity. You appreciate differences.
Jane Elliot
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If you can't find the next McDonald's, I'll find the next McDonald's. But it's vital to be with people who with looking for 'em, because they do exist. They are created.
Jim Cramer
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I did a salad, but I didn't do a garden.
Roberto Burle Marx
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thats that salad dressin, I'm on my thousandth island.
Tity Boi
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Nothing says CALL ME LATER like puking up your ceasar salad on him.
Jenna Marbles
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What garlic is to salad, insanity is to art.
Augustus Saint-Gaudens
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You can't set a hen in one morning and have chicken salad for lunch.
George M Humphrey
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This salad would taste a lot better if it were a cupcake...
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Friends are the bacon bits in the salad bowl of life.
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Of course Toronto might as well be Buffalo, because we get each other's TV.
Kevin McDonald
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Our Garrick's a salad; for in him we see, Oil, vinegar, sugar and saltiness agree
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The embarrassing thing is that the salad dressing is outgrossing my films.
Paul Newman
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You know, I've never seen South Park, just by coincidence.
Kevin McDonald
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Why can't all healthy food taste like McDonald's...
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I would also would have liked the part of the Bus Driver.
Kevin McDonald
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Yeah, McDonald's? That's my supplement.
Chad Ochocinco
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