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I had a ham-and-cheese sandwich last night. It was the best sandwich I ever had. Just wonderful. White bread, American cheese, ham, tomato, mustard. Mary made it. Mary says I'll tell you virtually every meal I eat is the best I've ever had. She's right.
Fred Willard
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I was in the Vancouver airport, and I was speaking with a young girl. She asked if I was Freddie Prinze Jr., and I said I was. She kind of giggled, and while I was talking with her, her girlfriend ran up and took my sandwich. I did not call out after her. I didn't know what to do. I had never had anyone steal food from me before. How do you react if someone takes your sandwich? I just finished my cup of coffee and got on the plane and flew home.
Freddie Prinze Jr
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A ham sandwich is better than nothing. Nothing is better than eternal happiness. A ham sandwich is better than eternal happiness.
Unknown
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I can't have s.. with a sandwich. Can I?
Miranda Hobbes
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Me burger with I sauce on it, a myself sandwich.
Funkadelic
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I make a mean PB&J sandwich.
Chanel Dudley
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Too few people understand a really good sandwich.
James Beard
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The plastic on your sandwich really doesn't have to be made to last 50 years.
Charles Moore
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Would you Kill flipper for a tuna sandwich?
Unknown
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Im the type of girl who yells at my man to go make me a sandwich.
Unknown
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It's a Tim sandwich. The meat is fresh, but the bread is moldy.
Daniel Craig
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Who do you think would win in a fight between a grilled cheese sandwich and a taco?
Andy Samberg
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Sandwich every bit of criticism between two layers of praise.
Mary Kay Ash
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You don't need a pack of wild horses to learn how to make a sandwich.
Phil McGraw
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Hors D'oeuvre: A ham sandwich cut into forty pieces.
Jack Benny
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A month before the season, I don't order fries with my club sandwich.
Mario Lemeiux
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I had to back my gun out in the deli he so simple. I told the ni... make my sandwich with no pickles.
Papoose
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You know that '60 likes 'em over 50. Like Oprah Winfrey. This one fatty fu..ed up her bandwidth. She went insane, tried to download a sandwich.
360
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Finally made it to Miami. Gonna go kill a Cuban Sandwich and some coffee.
Gabriel Iglesias
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If they had a social gospel in the days of the prodigal son, somebody would have given him a bed and a sandwich and he never would have gone home.
Vance Havner
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