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Santa Ban Quotes & Sayings
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Brasky still believes in Santa Claus, and he wants to put him in po..o films.
Bill Brasky
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Santa Fe is a great place which people don't get there often, but it's like a unique place.
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I feel better knowing Santa will also be unemployed after Christmas.
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More than Santa Claus, your sister knows when you've been bad and good.
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More than Santa Claus, your sister knows when you've been bad and good.
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Elvis helps Santa Clause make toys.
Honey Boo Boo Child
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Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know... the birth of Santa.
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Its almost Christmas and Santa's making his list, if you see him before I do, tell him all I want this Christmas is you.
Ray Jay Kay
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When I was jumping in them houses like Im fu..ing Santa. They send me to the slammer, you wont even send a letter.
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When a telemarketer calls, give the phone to the nearest child and tell them it's Santa on the phone!
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Bush proposed a constitutional amendment to ban gay marriage. Some saw the move as an attempt to preserve traditional values, while others saw it as a cynical ploy to ensure that Vice President...Cheney will never have to pay for his gay daughter's wedding.
Jon Stewart
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Democracy is only a dream: it should be put in the same category as Arcadia, Santa Claus, and Heaven.
Henry Louis Mencken
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The only school that let me in was U.C. Santa Cruz, which is where I went. They didn't have a journalism program, so I took sociology, which is the closest thing to journalism.
David Talbot
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If you ever have to steal money from your kid, and later on he discovers it's gone, I think a good thing to do is to blame it on Santa Claus.
Jack Handy
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The Christmas season has come to mean the period when the public plays Santa Claus to the merchants.
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People keep coming up to me and asking, 'How does it feel to be banned for life?' Banned for life. I wasn't banned for life. There was never a word of suspension, probation or ban in that agreement. It was never meant to be part of it.
George Steinbrenner
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I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph.
Shirley Temple
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Call a nursing home and get the names of five people who don't often receive mail. Send each one a Christmas card and sign it 'from Santa.'
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I called my wife up on the cell phone and said baby you aint gonna believe this, I go, we just hit a deer with the airplane. and there was a silence on the other end of the line followed by...OH MY GOD.! Were you on the ground? I said 'Nope, Santa was making one last run...'
Bill Engvall
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The world needs dreamers and the world needs doers. But above all, the world needs dreamers who do.
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