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Suggest Revision: People are always introducing me as 'Sarah Silverman, Jewish comedienne.' I HATE that! I wish people would see me for who I really am, I'm white!
 
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Suggest Revision: People say I'm a nice girl saying terrible things. I tend to say the opposite of what I think. You hope that the absolute power of that transcends, and reaches the audience.
 
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Suggest Revision: Great News! If you quit being cunty the whole world will stop being against you!
 
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Suggest Revision: I was going to get an abortion the other day. I totally wanted an abortion. And it turns out I was just thirsty.
 
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Suggest Revision: I just think of myself as a comedian, really. I mean, I talk about being Jewish a lot. It's funny because I do think of myself as Jewish ethnically, but I'm not religious at all. I have no religion.
 
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Suggest Revision: Women don't ask to be raped, but there are some that are asking to be motorboated.
 
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Suggest Revision: Your inability to see yourself clearly is what's keeping you alive.
 
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Suggest Revision: Look at the people who are kind of the funniest cultures, they're the cultures of the people who have been the most oppressed, black people and Jews. Not that they're the only funny people, but culturally, it comes from the pain, you know?
 
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Suggest Revision: Some people need Hell. If youre the type of guy who sees a hooker in an alleyway and instinctively thinks, 'Hey, now theres something I could rape and kill without any consequences,' then the concept of Hell might really keep you out of trouble.
 
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Suggest Revision: And then before going back for my sophomore year, I decided to change my major to arts and sciences, and my dad cut a deal with me: He said if I'd quit school he'd pay my rent for the next three years, as if I were in school.
 
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