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Sarcastic Alcoholic Dads Quotes & Sayings
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It's like our country is being run by a bunch of bad alcoholic dads right now.
Patton Oswalt
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I am not homophobic. In fact, I have two dads. See, I was born out of love. My two dads screened potential surrogates based on beauty and IQ. Then they mixed their sperm together and used a turkey baster. To this day we dont know which one is my real dad which I think is pretty amazing.
Rachel Berry
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If a person who drinks too much is an alcoholic, then is someone who never drinks called a non-alcoholic?
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Most bad books get that way because their authors are engaged in trying to justify themselves. If a vain author is an alcoholic, then the most sympathetically portrayed character in his book will be an alcoholic. This sort of thing is very boring for outsiders.
Stephen Vizinczey
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F-fantastic, A-awesome, T-terrific, H-honorable, E-excellent, R-remarkable This sums up my dad...Happy Fathers Day to all you wonderful dads out there!
Nishan Panwar
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I'm really sarcastic. Not Morgan Webb sarcastic. She's dry, 100%. I'm different from her.
Olivia Munn
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A sarcastic person has a superiority complex that can be cured only by the honesty of humility.
Lawrence G Lovasik
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Fighting the urge to put a sarcastic comment on someone else's status.
Unknown
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Happy Fathers Day to the Uncles, Step Dads, Grandpas and men that are raising someone else's kid. It takes a real man to do that.
Sonya Parker
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While it's great to listen to your kids' ideas, there's also a time when dads simply need to be dads. In this case, it would've been helpful for him to explain to Malia and Sasha that while her friends parents are no doubt lovely people, that's not a reason to change thousands of years of thinking about marriage. Or that as great as her friends may be we know that in general kids do better growing up in a mother/father home. Ideally, fathers help shape their kids' worldview.
Bristol Palin
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Happy Father's Day to the SINGLE DADS that are being both the mother and father to their kids.
Sonya Parker
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Im thankful for the regular things like my wonderful family and my health. But this year, Im so thankful for our troops coming home this December. I like to think of all the moms and dads who will be putting their arms around their hero sons and hero daughters and all the hero husbands and hero wives who will be in the arms of their spouses, and children holding on tight to their hero moms and hero dads, some for the first time.
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If you don't want a sarcastic answer, then don't ask a stupid question!
Unknown
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If You Don't Want A SARCASTIC Answer, Don't Ask A STUPID Question...
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Having a sarcastic conversation with yourself when people are ignoring you.
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Deadbeat dads, you give true men such a bad reputation. You are the reason loyal and dedicated guys are judged before known! The terms: dogs, losers and cheaters.. I'm tired of you giving women reasons to believe this is true. Why is it so hard to commit to your woman and child? Why not dedicate your life, to the life you gave? There aren't too many good dads in the world.. but there are some, and they are called men. They are tucking their kids at night, are you? They are holding their women tight, are you? Don't take the title of a man if you simply can't handle the responsibilities of being one.
Unknown
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Mail your packages early so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas.
Johnny Carson
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What can I say, I'm an alcoholic. It's what I do.
Ron Wood
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My lyrics are a big pile of contradictions. They're split between very sincere opinions and feelings that I have, and sarcastic opinions and feelings that I have, and sarcastic and hopeful, humorous rebuttles towards cliche, bohemian ideals that have been exhausted for years. I mean, I like to be passionate and sincere, but I also like to have fun and act like a dork... Geeks Unite.
Kurt Cobain
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I am a recovering alcoholic.
Patrick J Kennedy
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