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Sarcastic Being Married Quotes & Sayings
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He was happily married but his wife wasnt.
Unknown
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He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.
Victor Borge
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I never thought that Id be married to anybody, and I surely never thought that Id be married to anybody as long as Ive been married to him. And I plan on being married to him for the rest of my life.
Jada Pinkett Smith
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It used to be that you came out of school, and you got married - those who were going to get married. But my peers are getting married in their early 30s, so now there's like this extra 10 years of that angst.
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I'm more married to Sandy now than when we were married with the legal document. We're still married as parents.
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I'm really sarcastic. Not Morgan Webb sarcastic. She's dry, 100%. I'm different from her.
Olivia Munn
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Fighting the urge to put a sarcastic comment on someone else's status.
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A sarcastic person has a superiority complex that can be cured only by the honesty of humility.
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And in a marriage you can't TRY and be married. You're married or you're not married... as far as I'm concerned.
Ringo Starr
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Jerry Lewis has been married twenty times. He gets married on a Tuesday, they find his wife dead in a swimming pool on Thursday. Maybe if you married someone who's old enough to swim next time, OK Jerry?
Denis Leary
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If you don't want a sarcastic answer, then don't ask a stupid question!
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If You Don't Want A SARCASTIC Answer, Don't Ask A STUPID Question...
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I've got five kids and I'm married, Tommy's got two kids and he's been married, Vince just got married again, Mick's out of a relationship, Tommy's single as well. We've done a lot in our life, we've covered a lot of miles.
Nikki Sixx
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Women now have choices. They can be married, not married, have a job, not have a job, be married with children, unmarried with children. Men have the same choice weve always had: work or prison.
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Having a sarcastic conversation with yourself when people are ignoring you.
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Women now have choices. They can be married, not married, have a job, not have a job, be married with children, unmarried with children. Men have the same choice we've always had: work, or prison.
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There's nothing in the world like the devotion of a married woman. It's a thing no married man knows anything about.
Oscar Wilde
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I love the romance of 'let's get married,' but then, when you have it so perfect...I mean, I'm more married than anybody can be, we have two kids. Maybe one day, but it's something I can really do without.
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We were happily married for eight months. Unfortunately, we were married for four and a half years.
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No man is truly married until he understands every word his wife is NOT saying.
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