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Suggest Revision: My level of sarcasm is to a point where I don't even know if I'm kidding or not.
 
I hate it when the cashier's ask, 'Is that everything?' Uhh, no. I'd also like to purchase all of this invisible sh*t as well...
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Suggest Revision: I hate it when the cashier's ask, 'Is that everything?' Uhh, no. I'd also like to purchase all of this invisible sh*t as well...
 
Oh, you're dating my ex...I thought the five second rule was for food only...
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Suggest Revision: Oh, you're dating my ex...I thought the five second rule was for food only...
 
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Suggest Revision: You would never be able to live down to your reputation, but I see you're doing your best.
 
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Suggest Revision: You're a habit I'd like to kick - with both feet.
 
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Suggest Revision: What's wrong, don't you get any attention back home?
 
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Suggest Revision: Whatever it is that is eating you, it must be suffering horribly.
 
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Suggest Revision: Please, keep talking. I always yawn when I am interested.
 
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Suggest Revision: Talk is cheap, but that's ok, so are you.
 
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Suggest Revision: I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?
 
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