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Sarcastic Funny Conversation Starters Quotes & Sayings
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The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech.
George Bernard Shaw
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Having a sarcastic conversation with yourself when people are ignoring you.
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I consider conversations with people to be mind exercises, but I don't want to pull a muscle, so I stretch a lot. That's why I'm constantly either rolling my eyes or yawning.
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Mail your packages early so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas.
Johnny Carson
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The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech.
George Bernard Shaw
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There is no such thing as a worthless conversation, provided you know what to listen for. And questions are the breath of life for a conversation.
James Nathan Miller
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A short conversation with you is much important to me than a long conversation with someone else.
Tanya Bianco
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There is no such thing as a worthless conversation, provided you know what to listen for. And questions are the breath of life for a conversation.
James Nathan Miller
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I am sitting here looking at the most amazing person I have ever seen, smart, funny, caring, and absolutely stunning! Yes, I am looking in the mirror!
Ash Sweeney
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Dear Santa, ( ) I've been good all year. ( ) Ok most of the time. ( ) Once in a while. (X) fu.. it. I'll buy my own shit.
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There is nothing funny about Halloween. This sarcastic festival reflects, rather, an infernal demand for revenge by children on the adult world.
Jean Baudrillard
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Don't you hate it when you're doing push-ups and you lose count after 1,000...
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I don't think a comedian should even be concerned with being cool or s..y, as soon as you do, you aren't a comedian any more. Looks are still the most important thing for women when it comes to meeting a partner. And that's fair enough, but a sense of humour is really important too. For starters, it's a great indicator of whether you are going to get on. If the first time you go on a date you don't find each other funny, there's a fundamental problem.
Ricky Gervais
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Talk is cheap, but that's ok, so are you.
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You would never be able to live down to your reputation, but I see you're doing your best.
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I like you. People say I've got no taste, but I like you.
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The awkward moment when you actually have to tell someone that you're being sarcastic.
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Teacher: Why are you talking during my lesson? Student: Why are you teaching during my conversation?
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You're a habit I'd like to kick - with both feet.
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Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.
Ashleigh Brilliant
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