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Sarcastic Holidays Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Sarcastic Holidays" sorted by relevance. 477 matching entries found.
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I can't believe you're alone over the holidays considering how easy you are to get into bed.
Unknown
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May you maintain the same fake enthusiasm for the holidays as North Koreans did for Kim Jong II.
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I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up - they have no holidays.
Henry Youngman
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If all the year were playing holidays, to sport would be as tedious as to work.
William Shakespeare
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The holiest of all holidays are those kept by ourselves in silence and apart; the secret anniversaries of the heart.
Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
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Holidays - Have no pity
Eugenio Montale
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To many people holidays are not voyages of discovery, but a ritual of reassurance.
Philip Andrew Adams
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I also hate those holidays that fall on a Monday where you don't get mail, those fake holidays like Columbus Day. What did Christopher Columbus do, discover America? If he hadn't, somebody else would have and we'd still be here. Big deal.
John Waters
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I hate those holidays that fall on a Monday where you don't get mail, those fake holidays like Columbus Day. What did Christopher Columbus do, discover America? If he hadn't, somebody else would have and we'd still be here. Big deal.
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I'm really sarcastic. Not Morgan Webb sarcastic. She's dry, 100%. I'm different from her.
Olivia Munn
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I also hate those holidays that fall on a Monday where you don't get mail, those fake holidays like Columbus Day. What did Christopher Columbus do, discover America? If he hadn't, somebody else would have and we'd still be here. Big deal.
John Waters
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A sarcastic person has a superiority complex that can be cured only by the honesty of humility.
Lawrence G Lovasik
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Fighting the urge to put a sarcastic comment on someone else's status.
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If you don't want a sarcastic answer, then don't ask a stupid question!
Unknown
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If You Don't Want A SARCASTIC Answer, Don't Ask A STUPID Question...
Pacifiersucker
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Having a sarcastic conversation with yourself when people are ignoring you.
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Mail your packages early so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas.
Johnny Carson
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My lyrics are a big pile of contradictions. They're split between very sincere opinions and feelings that I have, and sarcastic opinions and feelings that I have, and sarcastic and hopeful, humorous rebuttles towards cliche, bohemian ideals that have been exhausted for years. I mean, I like to be passionate and sincere, but I also like to have fun and act like a dork... Geeks Unite.
Kurt Cobain
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Just as a puppy can be more of a challenge than a gift, so too can the holidays.
John Clayton
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I considered atheism, but there weren't enough holidays.
Unknown
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