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Oh, you're dating my ex...I thought the five second rule was for food only...
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Suggest Revision: Oh, you're dating my ex...I thought the five second rule was for food only...
 
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Suggest Revision: I'm not saying my ex-girlfriend is a slut I am just saying if everyone's cock had wings she'd be a airport.
 
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Suggest Revision: Who says that I am a bad house keeper, I kept all the houses of my ex-husbands.
 
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Suggest Revision: I had the best day ever, I ran into my ex girlfriend and her new boyfriend.......With my car.
 
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Suggest Revision: The only time that most women give their orating husbands undivided attention is when the old boys mumble in their sleep
 
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Suggest Revision: Husbands are like fires - they go out when they're left unattended.
 
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Suggest Revision: Husbands are awkward things to deal with; even keeping them in hot water will not make them tender
 
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Suggest Revision: The only good husbands stay bachelors: They're too considerate to get married.
 
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Suggest Revision: But all husbands are geese, though our pride it may shock, From the first 'twas ordained so by Nature I fear; Ould Adam himself was the first of the flock, And Eve, with her apple sauce, cooked him, my dear
 
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Suggest Revision: Of all the husbands on the earth, The sailor has the finest berth, For in 'is cabin he can sit, And sail and sail and let 'er knit
 
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