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Sarcastic Jesus Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Sarcastic Jesus" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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When your crying yourself to sleep, know that Jesus is lending his shoulder to you. When your pushed to the ground, know that Jesus is holding out his hands to you. When you feel like dying, know that Jesus died to let you live. When you feel like no one loves you, know that Jesus loves you more than you can imagine.
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Merry Christmas to someone who'd care more about Baby Jesus if he was in Kate Middleton's uterus.
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I'm really sarcastic. Not Morgan Webb sarcastic. She's dry, 100%. I'm different from her.
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You may never know that JESUS is all you need, until JESUS is all you have.
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A sarcastic person has a superiority complex that can be cured only by the honesty of humility.
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Fighting the urge to put a sarcastic comment on someone else's status.
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In Jesus Christ and Jesus Christ alone forgiveness of sin and guilt is possible. Eternal life is possible in Jesus Christ alone.
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I'm a Muslim, but do you think Jesus would love me? I think Jesus would have a drink with me and discuss why are you acting like that? Now, he would be cool. He would talk to me. No Christian ever did that and said in the name of Jesus even. They'd throw me in jail and write bad articles about me and then go to church on Sunday and say Jesus is a wonderful man and he's coming back to save us. But they don't understand that when he comes back, that these crazy greedy capitalistic men are gonna kill him again.
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At the end of the day, the most important relationship we can have is the one with our lord and savior Jesus Christ.
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We will never be truly happy until we make God through Jesus Christ the source of our fulfillment.
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A big shout out goes to my Lord Jesus Christ for always being with and putting up with me!
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If you don't want a sarcastic answer, then don't ask a stupid question!
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Thank you lord for waking me up this morning. Please help me to focus on being more like you and resist any temptations of the devil that come my way today. Cover me with your blood jesus and just help me to keep your commands. In Jesus name I pray, amen
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If You Don't Want A SARCASTIC Answer, Don't Ask A STUPID Question...
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Being a Christian is so much more than saying, 'I love Jesus.' You must LIVE for Him daily. When people see you they should see Jesus, too.
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It's made me more expectant of the imminent return of Jesus, and also more sensitive to the people around me. Knowing Jesus will return soon makes me want all the more to tell people about him and all that he offers.
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In love he predestined us for adoption as sons through Jesus Christ according to the purpose of his will to the praise of his glorious grace.
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A lot of people come up here and thank Jesus for this award. I want you to know that no one had less to do with this award than Jesus. Suck it, Jesus. This award is my God now!
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Daily confession:: I LOVE JESUS CHRIST onrepeat
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Not only do we know God by Jesus Christ alone, but we know ourselves only by Jesus Christ. We know life and death only through Jesus Christ. Apart from Jesus Christ, we do not know what is our life, nor our death, nor God, nor ourselves.
Blaise Pascal
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