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Suggest Revision: Marriage works best for men than women. The two happiest groups are married men and unmarried women.
 
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Suggest Revision: The Three Ages of Marriage: Twenty is when you watch the TV after. Forty is when you watch the TV during. Sixty is when you watch the TV instead.
 
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Suggest Revision: I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
 
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Suggest Revision: If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam.
 
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Suggest Revision: Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings ... and lawyers.
 
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Suggest Revision: In many instances, marriage vows would be more accurate if the phrase were changed to 'Until debt do us part'.
 
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Suggest Revision: Marriage can be viewed as the waiting room for death.
 
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Suggest Revision: Marriage changes passion ... suddenly you're in bed with a relative.
 
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Suggest Revision: The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
 
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Suggest Revision: Marriage is an institution and that's where a couple finish up.
 
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