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Sarcastic Wine Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Sarcastic Wine" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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Hey boy. You want a wine with this begian girl. Oh yeeeeaaaahhhh. Come a little wine on me boy.
Alison Hinds
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Maybe it's because I'm getting older, I'm finding enjoyment in things that stop time. Just the simple act of tasting a glass of wine is its own event. You're not downing a glass of wine in the midst of doing something else.
David Hyde Pierce
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He opened up the tent where I was actually literally bent over a chair getting my crack touched up and I turned around and said, 'don't come in here Bryan, you don't need to be seeing this!' and he said, 'ooh, you need some white wine.' He handed me a glass of wine.
Rebecca Romijn
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Music is the wine that fills the cup of silence.
Robert Fripp
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Don't stop, wine up yuh body. Like a snake pon di spine. Wine it up gal yuh inna yuh prime.
Elephant Man
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I love Hershey's chocolate. I feel the same about chocolate as I do about wine. Connoisseurs like dark chocolate and they like nasty wine that doesn't taste good to me. I don't get it!
Paula Deen
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Seduction is often difficult to distinguish from ..... In seduction, the rapist often bothers to buy a bottle of wine.
Andrea Dworkin
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Letters are like wine; if they are sound they ripen with keeping. A man should lay down letters as he does a cellar of wine.
Samuel Butler
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Wine is bottled poetry.
Robert Louis Stevenson
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It's not so bad if shit happens, as long as you serve the right wine with it.
Unknown
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I like my wine like my women...ready to pass out.
Robin Williams
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A sweetheart is a bottle of wine, a wife is a wine bottle.
Charles Baudelaire
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I was afraid of love, I thought love took time, like a fine wine aging in the cellar. I was wrong. Love is there from the moment you see that person, embrace it let it grow, follow your heart, not your mind.
Unknown
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Whereas wine disorders the mental faculties, opium introduces amongst them the most exquisite order, legislation and harmony. Wine robs a man of self-possession; opium greatly invigorates it.
Thomas De Quincey
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Mail your packages early so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas.
Johnny Carson
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Writer and tequila drinker living in the heart of wine country. It's wine, people, not the ejaculate of Christ.
Unknown
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Old wood best to burn, old wine to drink, old friends to trust, and old authors to read.
Athenaeus
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Woe unto them that rise up early in the morning, that they may follow strong drink; that continue until night, till wine inflame them! And the harp, and the viol, the tabret, and pipe, and wine, are in their feasts: but they regard not the work of the LORD, neither consider the operation of his hands.
Bible
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Who needs a boyfriend when cheese/wine/my bed will never leave me/judge me/tell me to stop eating cheese & drinking wine in bed?
Unknown
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My lyrics are a big pile of contradictions. They're split between very sincere opinions and feelings that I have, and sarcastic opinions and feelings that I have, and sarcastic and hopeful, humorous rebuttles towards cliche, bohemian ideals that have been exhausted for years. I mean, I like to be passionate and sincere, but I also like to have fun and act like a dork... Geeks Unite.
Kurt Cobain
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