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Sausage Fest Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Sausage Fest" sorted by relevance. 20 matching entries found.
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I have a movie coming out called Spun, which will be at the Toronto Film Fest.
Eric Roberts
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Yea, I used to give a fu.. about success. Now I just want to see Mila Kunis undress. Hope she down for butts.., it will be a cu. fest. Sorry that's some shit I had to confess.
Mac Miller
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We can't forget that the contestants are the representatives of the viewers at home...and if we make it too much of a yuk-fest at the expense of the contestants, that turns off the viewer.
Tom Bergeron
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Lawsuit: A machine which you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage.
Ambrose Bierce
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Litigation: A machine which you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage.
Ambrose Bierce
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A high-brow is someone who looks at a sausage and thinks of Picasso.
A P Herbert
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My father was a promoter of Fresh Fest, and they needed an opening act. He got me a slot as a dancer. We tried it out the first time in Atlanta and the crowd went crazy. I was the opening clown.
Jermaine Dupri
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You will find a place to hide your sausage.
Unknown
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A highbrow is the kind of person who looks at a sausage and thinks of Picasso.
Alan Patrick Herbert
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That's called a microphone. It's a big sausage that picks up everything you say - and you're starting early.
Prince Charles
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Hey Im not nervous cause you got this weird fetish with butts. Im scared because your favourite food is sausage and nuts!
John Cena
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I used to help my granddaddy make sausage. He would mix it up in a cleaned-out washtub with his hands, no gloves. Man, if we did anything like that today, they would jack the jail up and throw us under it.
Jimmy Dean
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Ive got a sausage for them hot cakes and I be fu..in while you ni...s out on hot dates.
Ludacris
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Ive got a sausage for them hot cakes and I be fu..in while you ni...s out on hot dates.
Ludacris
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Don't ever eat a hot sausage for breakfast, don't ask me why damn it, just make sure u never do it!
Kevin Hart
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Benito Mussolini is being put through the grinder of a television biography and the result resembles Italian sausage-of the spicy variety.
Unknown
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I do adore food. If I have any vice it's eating. If I was told I could only eat one food for the rest of my life, I could put up with sausage and mash forever.
Colin Baker
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I gotta show em' how to eat right man, that's all...I got all five food groups. Pancakes, sausage-egg McMuffin, cinnamon roll, large orange juice...I just be juiced all day.
Chad Ochocinco
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Men are the best cooks. Because with two eggs, one sausage & a little bit of milk, he can fill a girl's tummy for nine good months.
Don Kel
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I found that when I went from Albany to Savannah, that I needed to put that white rice away, and I needed to turn that into Savannah red rice because they were big into that sausage, tomato-y, bell pepper-y rice mixture.
Paula Deen
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