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Schrute Chr Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Schrute Chr" sorted by relevance. 31 matching entries found.
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There are 40 rules all Schrute boys must learn by age 5. Rule 17- There are 3 things you never turn your back on- bears, men you have wronged, and a dominant male turkey during mating season
Dwight Schrute
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We can get airplay all across the board, from CHR to Active rock.
Steve Brown
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I am faster than 80% of all snakes.
Dwight Schrute
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I dont believe you, continue.
Dwight Schrute
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The eyes are the groin of the head.
Dwight Schrute
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Before I do anything I ask myself Would an idiot do that? And if the answer is yes, I do not do that thing.
Dwight Schrute
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Through concentration, I can raise and lower my cholesterol at will.
Dwight Schrute
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You know whats better than a triceratops. Only every other dinosaur that has ever existed.
Dwight Schrute
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I am not a security threat, and my middle name is Kurt, not Fart.
Dwight Schrute
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My feelings regenerate at twice the speed of a normal man.
Dwight Schrute
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I dont care what Jim says, that is not Benjamin Franklin. I am 99% sure.
Dwight Schrute
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Reject a woman, and she will never let it go. One of the many defects of their kind. Also, weak arms.
Dwight Schrute
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Babies are one of my many areas of expertise. Growing up I performed my own circumcision.
Dwight Schrute
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How would I describe myself? Three words: hard working, alpha male, jackhammermercilessinsatiable
Dwight Schrute
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I am fast. To give you a reference point I am somewhere between a snake and a mongooseand a panther.
Dwight Schrute
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I like the people that I work with, generally. With four exceptions. And I did not become a Lackawanna County volunteer sheriffs deputy to make friends. And by the way, I havent.
Dwight Schrute
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When I die. I want to be frozen. And if they have to freeze me in pieces, so be it. I will wake up stronger than ever, because I will have used that time, to figure out exactly why I died. And what moves I could have used to defend myself better now that I know what hold he had me in.
Dwight Schrute
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Yes I have acted before. I was in a production of Oklahoma! in the 7th grade. I played the part of Mutey the Mailman. They had too many kids so they made up roles like that. I was good.
Dwight Schrute
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I train my major blood vessels to retract into my body on command. Also, I can retract my pe..s up into itself.
Dwight Schrute
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As a farmer I know that when an animal is sick sometimes the right thing to do is put it out of its misery. With the electricity we are using to keep Meredith alive we could power a small fan for two days. You tell me whats unethical.
Dwight Schrute
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