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Suggest Revision: I do so have the Holiday Spirit! You'll find it in the decanter labeled 'Scotch.'
 
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Suggest Revision: Buy more Scotch tape, wrapping paper, and Christmas cards than you think you'll need.
 
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Suggest Revision: I tried the low-carb bread. Have you tried it? It's horrible. I tasted it. I thought the wrapper was still on. It's not like it went bad, it never went good. They have 'I Can't Believe It's Not Butter,' they should call it, 'This Ain't Bread.' 'Cause it looks like bread, but it has no other properties of bread. I said, 'You know what? I'll butter it. That'll make it better.' Butter won't go on it. It slides right off. The butter's like, 'Where are you putting me?' Jam and jelly beads up and fall off it. Did they Scotch-guard this at the factory? You know what I'll do? It's okay, I'll toast it. I'll make a sandwich, I'll toast it. It's better when you toast it. It doesn't toast. You can't toast it. I'm out in the garage with a blow torch. It's absorbing the heat like a space shuttle tile.
 
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Suggest Revision: Ayo, late night, candlelight, fiend with diesel in his needle. Queensbridge leader, no equal. I come from the Wheel of Ezekiel. To pop thousand-dollar bottles of scotch, smoke pot and heal the people.
 
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Suggest Revision: I'll alternate it with scotch. It's only 6 pm. I've got to pace myself.
 
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Suggest Revision: You can do a lot with Scotch tape. Almost anything! I love that you can hem a dress, and its an instant remedy in a fashion crises.
 
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Suggest Revision: I am not your victim because you are not a predator any more than a bottle of scotch stalks an alcoholic.
 
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Suggest Revision: The whole place turned into a gigantic orgy, every kind of sex freak, from homosexuals to nymphomaniacs, especially the needle and mainlining scene, losing syringes down the pool drains and blocking up the water infiltration system with broken syringes. Oh, it was really some night...Drinking, guzzling tequila, vodka, and scotch, and bourbon, and shooting up every other half-second, and just going into an incredible sexual tailspin. Gobble gobble gobble gobble. Just couldn't get enough of it. It was one of the wildest scenes I've ever been in or ever hope to be in, and I should be ashamed of myself. I'm not, but I should be.
 
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Suggest Revision: Where's the little umbrella Kif? That's what makes it a Scotch on the rocks!
 
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Suggest Revision: I love scotch. Scotchy, scotch, scotch. Here it goes down, down into my belly. - Ron Burgundy
 
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