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Selfish Joke Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Selfish Joke" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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What you never want to do is have a story that doesn't track emotionally, because then you're going joke to joke and you're going to fatigue the audience. The only thing that's going to string them to the next joke is how successful the previous joke is.
Paul Feig
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A stupid person laughs three times at a joke; once when everyone else is laughing, a second time when he actually gets the joke, and a third time when he realizes he was laughing without getting the joke at first.
Zach Manal
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I hate when people say I'm selfish.I try to make everyone happy before I even focus on my own happiness, if anything I'm not selfish enough.
Unknown
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People confuse the subject of the joke with the target of the joke, and they're very rarely the same.
Ricky Gervais
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Putting yourself first isn't being selfish, it's what allows you to serve others effectively & sustainably.
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When you refuse to allow another to give to you, you are being selfish by denying them the joy of giving.
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Sorry for being selfish. I'll try to make it mine. And no matter what they say, I don't care.
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I was so naive to consider some to be friends. To many Selfish people doing things for their own Selfish gain.
Unknown
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My family will never be happy with what I do for them. I could of been a stupid, drunken, whor... Shut up, and stop being selfish.
Unknown
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Poetry is like making a joke. If you get one word wrong at the end of a joke, you've lost the whole thing.
W S Merwin
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A joke without a point, inane and bald, itself a joke on joking may be called
Menander Of Athens
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A lot of comedies fall apart because they just go from joke to joke, and the characters are all sort of being crazy off on their own.
Paul Feig
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All people ever do is think about themselves ...For once try considering the next persons feeling and stop being selfish!
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Been accustomed to being selfish...Trying to be a little less each day...Making progress.
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Sometimes the coaches tell me to be selfish, but my game won't let me be selfish.
Lebron James
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Only wanna see me when you 'need' someone and its convenient for you? That aint a friendship, thats just you being selfish.
Unknown
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You know, it's time for me to start living for myself...I just feel like I'm being selfish though.
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You can call me when you're done being selfish and are ready be straight up.
Unknown
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You need to stop being so selfish and start caring about everyone else.
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Some things you just have to do for yourself not being selfish just productive...
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