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Seuss Elephant Quotes & Sayings
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For example, after developing a sound similar to an elephant trumpeting, I wrote the song Elephant Talk which gave my elephant sound an appropriate place to live.
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The only reason a great many American families don't own an elephant is that they have never been offered an elephant for a dollar down and easy weekly payments.
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For shame, doc. Hunting rabbits with an elephant gun. Why don't you shoot yourself an elephant?
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How did it get so late so soon?
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Just tell yourself, Duckie, you're really quite lucky!
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You are you. Now, isn't that pleasant?
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Just tell yourself, Duckie, you're really quite lucky!
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I'm not a role model or a Dr. Seuss. Yo I'm a gangsta.
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The more that you read, the more things you will know. The more that you learn, the more places you'll go.
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Adults are just obsolete children and the hell with them.
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From there to here, from here to there, funny things are everywhere!
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PROBOSCIS, n. The rudimentary organ of an elephant which serves him in place of the knife-and-fork that Evolution has as yet denied him. For purposes of humor it is popularly called a trunk. Asked how he knew that an elephant was going on a journey, the illustrious Jo. Miller cast a reproachful look upon his tormentor, and answered, absently: When it is ajar, and threw himself from a high promontory into the sea. Thus perished in his pride the most famous humorist of antiquity, leaving to mankind a heritage of woe! No successor worthy of the title has appeared, though Mr. Edward bok, of _The Ladies' Home Journal_, is much respected for the purity and sweetness of his personal character.
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Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened.
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And will you succeed? Yes! You will indeed! (98 and 3-4 percent guaranteed)
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I am a zizzer zazzer zuzz as you can plainly see.
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Today you are You, that is truer than true. There is no one alive who is Youer than You.
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The more that you read, the more things you will know. The more that you learn, the more places you'll go.
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Sometimes you will never know the value of a moment until it becomes a memory.
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Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened.
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