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Suggest Revision: Sex is more fun than cars but cars refuel quicker than men.
 
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Suggest Revision: Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing.
 
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Suggest Revision: The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going to make fun of you.
 
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Suggest Revision: Death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down. The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going to make fun of you.
 
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Suggest Revision: It takes half the amount of time you dated someone to get over them.
 
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Suggest Revision: Sex is good, sex is fine, doggy style or 69, just for fun, or getting paid, everyone likes getting laid!
 
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Suggest Revision: Lying is the most fun a woman can have without taking her clothes off.
 
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One night a man and a woman are both at a bar knocking back a few beers. They start talking and come to realize that they're both doctors. After about an hour, the man says to the woman, Hey. How about if we sleep together tonight. No strings attached. It'll just be one night of fun. The woman doctor agrees to it. So they go back to her place and he goes in the bedroom. She goes in the bathroom and starts scrubbing up like she's about to go into the operating room. She scrubs for a good 10 minutes. Finally she goes in the bedroom and they have sex for an hour or so. Afterwards, the man says to the woman, You're a surgeon, aren't you? Yeah, how did you know? The man says, I could tell by the way you scrubbed up before we started. Oh, that makes sense, says the woman. Youre an anesthesiologist aren't you? Yeah, says the man, a bit surprised. How did you know? The woman answers, Because I didn't feel a thing.
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Suggest Revision: One night a man and a woman are both at a bar knocking back a few beers. They start talking and come to realize that they're both doctors. After about an hour, the man says to the woman, Hey. How about if we sleep together tonight. No strings attached. It'll just be one night of fun. The woman doctor agrees to it. So they go back to her place and he goes in the bedroom. She goes in the bathroom and starts scrubbing up like she's about to go into the operating room. She scrubs for a good 10 minutes. Finally she goes in the bedroom and they have sex for an hour or so. Afterwards, the man says to the woman, You're a surgeon, aren't you? Yeah, how did you know? The man says, I could tell by the way you scrubbed up before we started. Oh, that makes sense, says the woman. Youre an anesthesiologist aren't you? Yeah, says the man, a bit surprised. How did you know? The woman answers, Because I didn't feel a thing.
 
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Suggest Revision: Forget health clinics and gyms. Sex is the best cure. One good night of sex and your problems are gone.
 
Sex is nature, and I believe in going along with nature.
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Suggest Revision: Sex is nature, and I believe in going along with nature.
 
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