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Suggest Revision: What is the best sexual position to create a gorgeous, charming absolutely attractive and cute baby?.... Ask my parents!
 
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Suggest Revision: Sex is a two way treat and is only dirty when it's done right.
 
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Suggest Revision: Don't knock masturbation - it's sex with someone I love
 
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Suggest Revision: Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast.
 
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Suggest Revision: If you get drunk, don't worry...I'll let my sex drive.
 
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Suggest Revision: When the authorities warn you of the dangers of having sex, there is an important lesson to be learned. Do not have sex with the authorities.
 
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Suggest Revision: Sex isn't the answer. Sex is the question, yes is the answer.
 
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Suggest Revision: The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.
 
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Suggest Revision: Sticks and stones may break my bones, but whips and chains excite me!
 
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Suggest Revision: When the authorities warn you of the dangers of having sex, there is an important lesson to be learned. Do not have sex with the authorities.
 
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