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Suggest Revision: It takes half the amount of time you dated someone to get over them.
 
Before sex.. you help each other get naked, after sex you only dress yourself. Moral of the story: in life no one helps you once you're fucked.
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Suggest Revision: Before sex.. you help each other get naked, after sex you only dress yourself. Moral of the story: in life no one helps you once you're fucked.
 
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Suggest Revision: If three people having sex is a threesome, and two people having sex is a twosome, then I know why people call me handsome.
 
Don't have phone sex. You might get hearing aids.
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Suggest Revision: Don't have phone sex. You might get hearing aids.
 
Sex is like high school...you miss a period and you're in trouble.
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Suggest Revision: Sex is like high school...you miss a period and you're in trouble.
 
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Suggest Revision: When sex started becoming easier to get, love started becoming harder to find.
 
H.O.E.S = Happily offering everybody sex.
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Suggest Revision: H.O.E.S = Happily offering everybody sex.
 
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Suggest Revision: I don't know why they call it a Walk of Shame. You just had sex last night and now everyone knows it. Sounds like a Walk of Win to me.
 
Sex is like math: You add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs and pray you don't multiply.
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Suggest Revision: Sex is like math: You add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs and pray you don't multiply.
 
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Suggest Revision: When girls want love they offer sex, when guys want sex they offer love.
 
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