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When someone looks at your baby pictures and jokingly says 'Aww you were soo cute! What happened?' Tell them; 'B*tch, I got sexy, that's what happened.'
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Suggest Revision: When someone looks at your baby pictures and jokingly says 'Aww you were soo cute! What happened?' Tell them; 'B*tch, I got sexy, that's what happened.'
 
Im not miserable but I'm not happy. I'm not strong but I'm not weak. I'm not rude but I'm not polite. I'm not popular but I'm not a loner. I'm not sexy but I'm not horrid. I'm not dumb but I'm no genius. I'm not you but I am me. Accept it.
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Suggest Revision: Im not miserable but I'm not happy. I'm not strong but I'm not weak. I'm not rude but I'm not polite. I'm not popular but I'm not a loner. I'm not sexy but I'm not horrid. I'm not dumb but I'm no genius. I'm not you but I am me. Accept it.
 
ted
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Suggest Revision: My girlfriend caught me blow drying my penis...She asked what was I doing. Apparently, 'heating up your dinner' wasn't a sexy answer.
 
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If you dress nicely, he says you're a snob. If you dress sexy, he says you're a slut. If you argue with him, he says you're stubborn. If you're quiet, he says you're stupid. If you call him, he says you're needy and clingy. If he calls you, he says you should be happy. If you don't love him, he'll try to win you. If you love him, he'll leave you. If you don't screw him, he'll say you don't love him. If you do, he'll say you're easy. If you tell him your problems, he'll say you're irritating. If you don't, he'll say you don't trust him. If you lecture him, he'll say you're bitchy. If he lectures you, it's because he 'cares'. If you break a promise, you can't be trusted. If he breaks a promise, he had to. If you cheat, you expect it to be over. If he cheats, he expects to be given another chance. Either way... you run back EVERYTIME!
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Suggest Revision: If you dress nicely, he says you're a snob. If you dress sexy, he says you're a slut. If you argue with him, he says you're stubborn. If you're quiet, he says you're stupid. If you call him, he says you're needy and clingy. If he calls you, he says you should be happy. If you don't love him, he'll try to win you. If you love him, he'll leave you. If you don't screw him, he'll say you don't love him. If you do, he'll say you're easy. If you tell him your problems, he'll say you're irritating. If you don't, he'll say you don't trust him. If you lecture him, he'll say you're bitchy. If he lectures you, it's because he 'cares'. If you break a promise, you can't be trusted. If he breaks a promise, he had to. If you cheat, you expect it to be over. If he cheats, he expects to be given another chance. Either way... you run back EVERYTIME!
 
dannyx
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Suggest Revision: I don't have a dirty mind. I have a sexy imagination.
 
itzBiancababy
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Suggest Revision: A good man can make you feel sexy, strong and able to take on the world...Ohh sorry that's vodka....vodka does that.
 
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Suggest Revision: God made coke. God made pepsi. God made me. Oh so sexy. God made rivers. God made lakes. God made you. Well...we all make mistakes.
 
Everyone's just laughing at me. I hate it. Big breasts, big ass, big deal, Can't I be anything else ? Gee, how long can you be sexy?
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Suggest Revision: Everyone's just laughing at me. I hate it. Big breasts, big ass, big deal, Can't I be anything else ? Gee, how long can you be sexy?
 
seandixon
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Suggest Revision: My girlfriend told me to go out and get something that makes her look sexy...so I came back drunk.
 
I hate when I'm about to hug someone really sexy and then my face hits the mirror.
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Suggest Revision: I hate when I'm about to hug someone really sexy and then my face hits the mirror.
 
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