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Suggest Revision: In reality, everyone is good in bed. Close eyes. Shutdown brain. Pause as necessary. Restart brain. Open eyes. What's there to not be good at? Bed is the one place where laziness is rewarded.
 
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Suggest Revision: What the British must never believe about themselves is that they are good at games, strong in adversity, but lousy in bed. It is a myth invented by jealous foreigners.
 
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Suggest Revision: In reality, everyone is good in bed. Close eyes. Shutdown brain. Pause as necessary. Restart brain. Open eyes. What's there to not be good at? Bed is the one place where laziness is rewarded.
 
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Suggest Revision: The bed has become a place of luxury to me! I would not exchange it for all the thrones in the world
 
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Suggest Revision: The bed is a bundle of paradoxes: we go to it with reluctance, yet we quit it with regret; we make up our minds every night to leave it early, but we make up our bodies every morning to keep it late.
 
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Suggest Revision: No one ever died from sleeping in an unmade bed. I have known mothers who remake the bed after their children do it because there is wrinkle in the spread or the blanket is on crooked. This is sick.
 
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Suggest Revision: Bed is the poor man's opera
 
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Suggest Revision: The bed comprehends our whole life, for we were born in it, we live in it, and we shall die in it
 
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Suggest Revision: No one ever died from sleeping in an unmade bed. I have known mothers who remake the bed after their children do it because there is wrinkle in the spread or the blanket is on crooked. This is sick.
 
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Suggest Revision: I don't care what women say, size matters in bed. The bigger the bed the more room you have to move around.
 
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