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Suggest Revision: I surveyed 100 women and asked them what shampoo they used when showering, 98 of them said: How the hell did you get in here?
 
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Suggest Revision: Am I famous? Sometimes I get really great shampoo for free. The more stuff I do the more free stuff I get, which is kind of nice.
 
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Suggest Revision: The strawberry shampoo doesnt taste as good as it smells.
 
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Suggest Revision: World hunger is getting ridiculous. There's more fruit in my shampoo than there is in an African village.
 
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Suggest Revision: Finding the perfect shampoo and conditioner is like finding your soulmate.
 
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Suggest Revision: Apparently, I get facials and manicures all the time. I read this and think, 'Oh, I wish I did that!' I don't think I've had a facial since I was 19. When I shave my legs, I use my child's shampoo and a razor - if I can find one. If I did everything they said I did, I would never see Lily.
 
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Suggest Revision: I love how when my soap runs out in the shower, my shampoo magically transforms into body wash.
 
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Suggest Revision: The family. We were a strange little band of characters trudging through life sharing diseases and toothpaste, coveting one another's desserts, hiding shampoo, borrowing money, locking each other out of our rooms, inflicting pain and kissing to heal it in the same instant, loving, laughing, defending, and trying to figure out the common thread that bound us all together.
 
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Suggest Revision: You need to start mixing toothpaste with your shampoo because your brain has a cavity!
 
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Suggest Revision: Shampoo is better! I go on first and clean the hair! Conditioner is better! I make the hair silky and smooth!
 
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