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Shark Tale Car Wash Ing Quotes & Sayings
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My brother was a lifeguard in a car wash.
Henny Youngman
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Im eating at the beat like you gave a little speed to a great white shark on shark week. Raw.
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Wash it in my condo, suicide doors. Rest in peace to my car door.
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I mention this fact as tending to support what I have often heard stated, namely, that a shark's sense of smell is so keen that, if men ever bathe in seas where they are found, a shark is almost sure to appear directly afterwards.
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The only thing worse than it raining after you wash your car... Is having to poop as soon as you get out of the shower.
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A relationship, I think, is like a shark, you know? It has to constantly move forward or it dies. And I think what we've got on our hands is a dead shark.
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I saw a man at the beach screaming, 'Help, shark, help!' I laughed because I knew the shark wasn't going to help him.
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Out of everyone, I call Bruce for help the most. Hes a perfect role model for him. He takes Mason to the car wash for man time.
Kourtney Kardashiany
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One time at the beach this guy was swimming in the ocean yelling 'Help! Shark! Help!'. I just laughed, I knew that shark was not going to help him.
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Hand wash only = 'Machine wash, gentle cycle.'
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'Do not machine wash or tumble dry.' really means I will never wash this ever.
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Had we lived I should have had a tale to tell of the hardihood, endurance and courage of my companions which would have stirred the heart of every Englishman. These rough notes and our dead bodies must tell the tale.
Robert Falcon Scott
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It was so embarrassing, everytime I see it, I blush. Imagine if you saw yourselves like that. It's one thing to get dressed up and do the movie star thing, but I mean, it's my job to be outside of that and it's not like I'm on the outside when they're all watching me. [About the famous car wash scene from One Night at McCool's].
Liv Tyler
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My secret ambition was always to provide music for animation films: something with an Indian theme, either a fairy tale or mythological tale or on the Krishna theme. I still have a very deep desire, but these sorts of chances don't always come.
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The Viennese wash everything. Where else in the world does the government hire public servants to wash public telephone booths and the glass over traffic lights? Every time I see someone doing these things, I smile like a child.
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All the fighty fighty fighty fighty t'ing fe done mmh, All the fighty fighty fighty fighty fighty t'ing fe done, Them only killing off your daughters and killing off your son, Killing off your daughters man and killing off of your sons,
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